Thursday, March 29, 2007

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Fiooor (Freire-Davis-Boonen)


Welcome back from your Spiritual Father after a week of racing very thick (including the Milan-San Remo) e qualche interessante movimento dei nostri giovini fulmini in attesa delle gare del Nord.
Se siano meglio i Wafer o il Pavè è materia di serissima discussione nel senato Bizantino, ma
certamente i miei Eunuchi non mancheranno di mimetizzarsi con il sottobosco belga per fornire a tutti le notizie in diretta della campagna del Nord.
Ma concentriamoci sulle gare passate.


Milano-Sanremo

Solita gara con volatozza finale vinta facilmente da Freire, la più attesa delle classiche è
diventata ormai la più noiosa. Speriamo che prima o poi qualcuno si decida a mettere l'arrivo un po' più vicino alla discesa ( neanche alla Parigi-Tour there's more in the sprint ....).
You could also look into making some non-Euclidean round to confuse the various trains to speed, or move the mountain town of Sanremo, also would gain the Song Festival that could finally take advantage of the pure and fresh mountain air to crush some octogenarian partecipante.Ho submitted the proposal to the Emperor assured me that involvement in the anti-pope of Rome, we'll see ...

However among the young maiden was brought to light only the ugly with a good long-range flight rewarded with repeated exposure to the sponsor at the empire. For the rest, nothing at all: Kemps 83 °, 111 ° Richeze, 123 ° and 124 ° Brutt Ignatiev. Hmmm guys to be reviewed in other theaters

Dwaars Von Vlaandeeren
Here we go again ... they begin the races that seem written by Scott Turow, novelist Patricia Cornwell or
similar thriller slightly different starting and ending all the same. Even the Belgian Garette
are as follows: begin and end in different ways with all that Boonen wins. The Dwaars no exception, although the calculated and smart no wonder our children. The best and Burghardt 26, a little 'just for our team. Photius has already alerted the army to keep protospatharios some places free for the front-Bulgarian Pechenegs that always needs volunteers. Let's see if the spectrum of the front shakes the soul!

International Cycling Week

A garetto stage at all funny but this year we insert to honor the timetable of the Latin Empire of the West really 'snubbed so far.
Our boys are conspicuous by the lack of participation but we think the hero of the Peloponnesus to hold high the torch of Byzantium (although he technically belongs to the Duchy of Kiev).

In the first stage the friendly Russian combed the Greek fire came in second behind Bertolini (leavened during the final stage due to water) picking up 10 points for the more odious the king
Ciauscolo. In Pavel second stage takes the proper shirt even through a small train of compatriots who are mercenaries francs only to bend the Lotto. Also these points are (7) that the fat does not already filiform tycoon Hollow Marches. In the third stage

good Brutt you take a good slap from 1 minute and a half by thirty cyclists and must say goodbye to the dream of defending the leader's jersey (the color is not clear
also because of steady rain ). Same slap takes the Shakespearean
Matzanbacher that sets up the 66th spot in the standings and see nearer the front of the Turkish-
Bassanide.
Tomorrow we'll see what penultimate stage combine the two boys to retrieve time (maybe swap the signs of alerts before the start ...)

Classification tight for the moment, but the Garoni are coming!

Degustation Richelieu 146
Wine Bar Ethiopia
Tabarez 135 127 107
Coffee Mutombo
pate du Pavè 10

The Arrow of Brabant!

Etoile Along one of the races with the most beautiful name in the world. It seems that everything comes from a local popular novel of swashbuckling (and arrow), which recounts the adventures of Van Hood Robijn a Dutch cyclist who concealed a good heart wins the rich to give them to new professionals. Famous for his photo finish victory over Sheriff Sherwood (famous British sprinter).
Our starters: 44 Heinrich Haussler, 106 MULLER Martin, 143 PASSERONE Aurélien, 187 STUBB Tom, 203 VASTARANTA Jukka
E3 Prijs Vlaanderen

Race also won the unforgettable Nelissen that would stick for life unless Cipollini had a habit of running without looking where he was going (you can not have everything ...) but remained in the heart of its patriarch.
Our starters: 63. Marcus Burghardt, 96. Martin Müller, 121. Igor Abakoumov, 123. Aaron Kemps, 145. Geoffroy Lequatre (seems a bit 'strange in view of the nails in the shoulder), 177. Steven Caethoven, 232. Jukka Vastaranta and 241. David O'Loughlin

Ave, Kalispera and stuff
Photius

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Cold Sore In The Esophagus

Nice Promises and Doppelganger



the last stage of the Paris-Nice (attach photos of the famous salad) The brave Tin Tin has had to surrender to the overwhelming power in the ascent of "Matador" Contador, a promising young cycling (but already established fantaciclista) to whom we wish a future as a gregarious luxury Bass (horrors!).
But the race for first place in the bottom of little interest to Photius and his officers, the attention was once a battle for placements that essendo gara Pro Tour, possono incidere moltissimo sulla classifica generale.

Così abbiamo assistito all'ottima prova di Andy Schleck arrivato anche ieri tra i primi in salita e accreditato della 16° posizione assoluta nella classifica generale ( e sono 38 x 1,5 punti... un bel bottino), il buon Andy ha corso nascosto vicino al fratello per le prime tappe ma quando la strada ha cominciato a salire ha dato prova di una notevole seppur acerba classe.
Il prode Kreuziger, vera sorpresa della gara, incappava nella sua prima giornata storta in salita rendendo quasi due minuti al vincitore. Alla fine comunque anche per il prode ceco arrivava un buon piazzamento (19°) e una bella messe di punti ( 32 x 1,5) per il viziatissimo paròn Riccardone.

Alle loro spalle si piazzava il sempre regolare Monfort che anche ieri in salita dimostrava di avere un possibile futuro nelle gare a tappe grazie alla sua poliedricità, dal formaggino belga arrivavano ben 26 x1,5 punti nelle tasche del magnate del mattone al Ciauscolo Peige. La conferma di Monfort si è dimostrata una mossa sicuramente azzeccata.
Al 34° posto arrivava un sorprendente Burghardt che, dopo aver preso distacchi nella crono e nelle prime salite, migliorava di giorno in giorno fino a chiudere in una onorevolissima posizione ( specie per lui che è un corridore da classiche). I punti portati in dote al Grande Verbrugge erano 12 x1,5.Tutto sommato un ottimo risultato per i nostri giovani: alla prima gara Pro Tour ben 4 frugoletti hanno saputo incidere in modo positivo.

Ed ecco la classifica
Degustation Richelieu 146
Cantine Tabarez 135
Caffè Mutombo 107
Bar Etiopia 106
Patè du Pavè 10

Prossime Gare ovvero lo strano caso del Dottor Oliphant e del suo Doppelganger
Per il prossimo fine settimana il vostro patriarca prediletto ha pronto un interessante bouquet di gare: si va dalla Milano-Sanremo alla Ronde van Het Groene, dalla Cholet - Pays De Loire alla Nokere Corse. Ci sono gare per tutti i gusti e per tutte le gambe, vedremo se i ragazzi sapranno farsi valere.
Segnalo intanto ai giovani lanisti che Evan " Raistlin" Oliphant si è reso ancora una volta colpevole di uno spregevole abuso di stregoneria utilizzando il famoso trucco del Doppelganger per iscriversi a due gare il medesimo giorno. Non contento della squalifica occorsagli durante la Liegi-Hogwarts-Liegi il talentuoso ( ma impetuoso) anglo ci riprova... Vedremo cosa saprà dire il suo paròn a parziale difesa.

Ronde van het Groene
25 Kaisen, Olivier 51 Caethoven, Steven 106 Oliphant, Evan 62 Amorison, Frederic
91 O'Loughlin, David 124 Matzbacher, Andreas


Cholet - Pays De Loire
17 StubbeTom 115 Oliphant Evan 118 Vastaranta Jukka


Nokere Koerse
Amorison Frederic, Caethoven Steven, Oliphant Evan, O'Loughlin David e Vastaranta Jukka

Saturday, March 17, 2007

How To Write A Welcome Notes

Back in the Saddle



Al giorno d'oggi non è più possibile fidarsi di nessuno !!
Aspettavamo a Bisanzio alcune trireme cariche di sete preziose dall'oriente e invece ci è toccata in sorte una terrible epidemia di Febbre Tracia portata dagli improvvidi marinai.
Il vostro Fozio è dovuto addirittura ricorrere alle cure taumaturgiche dell'Icona di San Demetrio per potersi riprendere adeguatamente dai fastidiosi sintomi.Nella città sono stati sospesi tutti i Ludii, le dispense munifiche e le visite dell'imperatore; soltanto ieri è stato possibile riprendere una parvenza di vita civile sotto il controllo dei Monaci Guaritori.
Anche gli eunuchi che avevo inviato per seguire le gare sono stati finalmente ammessi nella città rendendo così possibile l'usuale aggiornamento sulle gare d'Oriente e Occidente.

Le Samyn
La gara misteriosa alla fine non si è rivelata l'ennesima trappola degli Zygon per impossessarsi del Tardis, ma una semplice scampagnata per i territori belgi con annessa volatona finale.
Il vincitore è risultato essere il fantasmino Casper ( dall'inizio di stagione fulminante) mentre i nostri non si sono particolarmente distinti. Fa eccezione a questa generale bocciatura il valente Benoit Sinner giunto 14° nell'affollato sprint finale. Benoit could not find the right spot to play the position at the top ten but still give her lanista Deponti many as 9 points always useful to the cause of the final classification.

Milano-Torino
Snobbatissima by our guys (who have very different results in the lead) the race was decided at the exit of Turin Telepass mounted on the bike thanks to Di Luca, the other delayed by various problems have not been able Viacard worry the killer.
lackluster performance of Brutt (48 °) and Naib (81 °) even if the result can be ascribed to the unfortunate choice to exit row (behind a Romanian truck trying to pay the toll collector plates). Better luck with high speed??

Record Driedaagse van West-Vlaanderen
The beautiful three days taking place in Flanders allows many to take some 'confidence with the hostile territory of Belgium (future theater of operations far more important).
Our boys have joined with some enthusiasm to the event, but unfortunately will not be paid to adequate results. Several are the reasons: Cavendish and Greipel have gone home with an intestinal virus, the first stage took place entirely under water continuous (only at home Steven Cozza) and finally Jimmy Casper has strategic easily controlled the race bringing everyone to fly the final predestined.
logical result was that in the three stages has raised only a good place to seventh Caethoven, a 15 Benoit Sinner in the overall standings and an absolute vacuum.
a pity! virus will be for next year and weather permitting.

Paris-Nice: Arriva Kreuziger
Paris-Nice is the first major international cycling event (there is none like the Tirreno-Adriatico race but the Franks are organizing a tougher) and certainly a good test for young cyclists, not too hard but in direct contact with old foxes of the pedal.
Aware of these opportunities could deploy at the start of the caliber of athletes: 36 Andy Schleck, 93 Marcus Burghardt, 107 Maxime Monfort, 133 Heinrich Haussler, 154 Roman Kreuziger , 185 Martin Müller and 195 Aaron Kemps.

The stage: a prologhino of 4.7 kilometers to pull a lever with all rapportoni type 53. After the first departure was now headed by the powerful Millar (no surprise to anyone) and ranks behind him seemed solid. But at this point is on the scene Roman Kreuziger!
Inforchia the bike, the young lieutenant of the Cantine Tabarez began to lead a relationship monstrous leaving everyone speechless. Astonishment among the stands (except for the Great Verbrugge, who had reported some time ago) and the young Czech They placed second to one second from Millar (15 points for the flawed Richard Paron). A booty
interesting especially in view of a possible place in the overall standings for this reason we dedicate the photo of his victory at the World Championships Juniors in 2004.

Stage II: Volatona the French (not recommended, however, to keep his tongue between his teeth during the sprint) that shook the top of the list. Of note Kemps 14 ° and 18 ° Abamakouv far, however, the positions that really matter.

Stage III: Stage nervous as an employee on Monday morning that crowned Pellizzoti (the one that killed Work Wegelius to win a stage in the Giro) and above all the qualities of Kreuziger confirmed that arrived without too much trouble in the first group. Keeping a good position in Stage IV classification

: Kolobnev mocked the group who fell asleep for the elevation is not particularly exciting. Improvement of Kemps (11 °) and Haussler (21 °) Bravini but still far from certain possibility of their lanista points.

V Stage: Stage severe that saw the rise Kreuziger make a good minute or two to the winner Contador but still maintain a respectable 15th place overall. On ramps Mende our other cyclists like melted cheese, except for dairy excellence Monfort and brought home a 32 th place with acceptable separation of the first class. For other total shipwreck (97 ° Haussler, Muller 111°... e devo continuare ??).

VI Tappa : Una tappa di transizione che il team delle terre di Prete Gianni ( Discovery) tenta di animare mandando in fuga l'inutile Popovich. L'inutile vince una tappa che gli si rivela quanto mai appropriata anche nell'economia della classifica generale ( fissa come un merluzzo secco alle isole Svalbard)

VII Tappa: Rebellin si attacca alla maglia con la sua faccia da triste Tin Tin e rintuzza gli attacchi combinati degli iberici ( invero non troppo decisi a togliere la maglia al Romano d'Occidente). Nel pasticcio generale solo due dei nostri si comportano bene, Kreuziger e Monfort che arrivano nel gruppo dei primi con una certa facilità ( and this may be hope for the general classification) Tomorrow is the last stage and overall standings could change.

Rank

Degustation Richelieu 128 107
Mutombo
Coffee Bar Cellars Tabarez
Ethiopia 70 30 10
pate du Pavè

Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Greek Myth And Plasma

much noise for bad!

Here again Photius ready to comment on the first weekend of great classics with three challenges that have significantly changed the face of the league

Het Volk: coveted race (this year, enticed by the prize of the mysterious Colonel Mutombo) is the quintessence of the Flemish cycling further stripped the nobility that cloaks the most famous races like the Tour of Flanders. Pure hard work! Your
Photius to be sure of a faithful commentary has sent two eunuchs Bantam with a load of papyrus and quills that are the envy of a monastery Franco.
The race was just crazy busy with the flight (considering the stormy weather) of eight skilled gentlemen who have surrendered only 40 miles from the arrival (among which we mention Rosseler once loved by Verbrugge). Now Sheena launched towards the finish Amorison good, but where the group left little escape well aware of the qualities skillfully turn. Among
attacks and counterattacks in the end they were alone but O'Grady and Flecha began debating in the Council of Nicea did not agree on the interpretation Monophysite. The ensuing discussion deprived them of first place that went instead to Latin Pozzato much safer on slippery dogmatic issues. And our
?? The best Burghardt (16 ° for six points), which confirms to be a classic wolf, while the second is a more surprising that Vastaranta collect yet another placement.
A major improvement over the previous season that saw most of its original white in Lapland. The wandering jew Aaron Kemps sad closing to the 68th spot, the others are still looking for traces.

GP Chiasso: already nicknamed the garetto rigged stock (after the events of last year) among the starters did not see the winner Ermeti, in fact, the full process of composition, the poet would rather not leave his hermitage to conclude a written petition strambotti dedicated to Ciauscolo. But the Bar decided Ethiopia was aimed at this race and therefore prepared a foolproof tactic to bring home the result. First, let the lightning trigger Ignatiev (then 27 ° at the finish line) and then dozed in the race so you can take away a fughettas artfully slipped in which the hero of the Peloponnesus Brutt.
The final sprint was brilliantly guided by good Brutt suicide that left even the 300 meters (300 as the Spartans at Thermopylae, "he said after the arrival).
Not all suicides go wrong and in fact Brutt crossed the finish line first (70 points for Peige). Many have felt that on arrival the flight of the young Russian in front of the Old Rebellin has the flavor of the handover at home Peige. Still even the cannibal should abdicate ...

Kuurne-Brussels-Kuurne: Garona cycle approach that lives that no one has the faintest idea of \u200b\u200bwhere Kuurne, nor how to come back once you are in Brussels.
The platoon, therefore, remained cautious with leaks or risk having to rely on the care of some kind faun of the forest to find their way home. Devolder proved the only moral good a bit of strong attacks from being sponsored Discovery Channel (although the only one who "discovered a channel remains to Hincapie Roubaix a few years ago) but do not leave the group. At the end
volatona general with the usual Belgian first position, but significant results for boys. The Sheena Easton showed his muscles by placing eighth Amorison (earn 14 points and shows a great sprinter), Tenth Lequatre (increasingly elusive and are 12 points) and, incredibly, even the great Vastaranta 14 ° (and there are 8 points) . A decisive blow to the leadership by the team that left the top Verbrugge Colonel Mutombo. console yourself with the 18th place of Kemps.
not continue to be no news for cyclists of Team pate du Pavè that record the pirate tempStr 54 ° for best results. It will be a long year ....

Next Races:
The Record-Driedaagse van West-Vlaanderen many of our young people are engaged in a run in stages certainly in store for us great satisfaction. The starters are so many: 3 6 Steven Caethoven Dimitri De Fauw 42 Marcus Burghardt Andre Greipel 46 43 68 Mark Cavendish Frederic Amorison 86 Benoît Sinner Harald Starzengruber 98 121 133 Evan Oliphant Jukka Vastaranta. In his debut year also Oliphant, will assert itself among all these fast wheels?? The
Samyn : A race cloaked by more total mystery to which, however, our people still enthusiastically (and it is said, lightness), just look at the starters: 35 Kaisen OLIVIER 43 CAVENDISH MARK 46 Greipel ANDRÉ 75 STARZENGRU BER HARALD 82 AMORISON FREDERIC 104 Oliphant EVAN 118 SINNER Benoit will become of them? and if the race was actually a trick to steal the last of Zygon Tardis? We'll see ... The Milan-Turin
of which still can not know the official start line but it has lots of prestigious names. Surely the way Richeze and Ignatiev. Suffice it!

Rank:
Sheena Easton - Degustation Richelieu 128
Coffee Mutombo 98
Bar Ethiopia 70
Cellars Tabarez 15
pate du Pavè 10