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Friday, April 25, 2008
My Stomach Hurts Do I Have A Ulcers
Flanders and other races in North
Ave atque Vale
now in chronically delayed because of the annoying barbarians at our gates unnecessarily pressing (only to be inundated with greek fire and boiling pitch)
your Patriarch is about time to update results due. The whole of Byzantium
ecclesia apologizes for the synthesis of the results almost steganographic (live Abbot Trithemius another martyr of the corrupt Church of Rome) but the big knock on the door turns and you can not leave without the necessary lanista outcomes.
Three Days LaPanne
Despite the sweet name of the game is hard and serves as preparation for the terrible and beautiful tour of Flanders following a few days. The hardest step (which includes a pair of walls of Flanders) would be Terpstra is highlighted with a fine sixth place. The race was dominated by Joos "Cave" Posthuma (Mutombiana of memory) but in the end Niki manages to snatch fourth place overall it raises among the great promises of cycling. Unusual
that in the parable of Niki "Sophomore year" can do better than in the debut.
Of note is that Mikhail Ignatiev closes 15 th in the overall standings (after placement without acute in some stages) confirming regular rider who this year is still lacking the inspiration of Laiguegliana memory.
the others? (Classic question ..) 31 ° Martijn Maaskant, Pavel Brutt 36 ° and 67 ° Aaron Kemps. Nothing particular word, but a point to everyone who turned a lap HC. We will see them in other theaters of war.
Criterium International
Your August patriarch does not dwell much on this race where our did not shine at all and the usual Jens Voigt has done a master (with the usual cocktail of spices and a course tailor-made for him). In the third stage
Tony Martin shone with its usual skill in a race against time, pity that the good result in the overall ranking was hampered by the disastrous previous stages.
The boy still needs work ( and many more) on the climb, as well as the hairdresser.
Those who officially became "Mr. homework" is that Maxim Monfort, in his usual, did not particularly shine in any of the tests but has never even sold the first posizioni.Risultato final 4th place overall in a match is not really exciting (and not the fault of the cheese wheel).
Bravin, Peter "Wolf" Velits which closed in 16th place thanks to a decent (but nothing more) to provide generale.Una citation Danilo "Slippery When Wet" Wyss nonostate that a sprinter is a bit 'fat ass could quit the 29th place in the overall rankings. A
punticino only for him but it is worth mentioning effort decidedly hostile terrain.
O muthos delo: (new section taken from Aesop's great, that is what we learn from this race)
The Criterium is a useless race, with an altitude that would be laughable were well removed from the Pro Tour next year the Patriarch consider not only the HC to give away points at random. But cheese is a guarantee and Tony Martin against the clock we can do.
GP Villes de Rennes
Usual garetto in French villa.
In this case it was ringed and turn to taste some traditional French starters (those that eat like yogurt smoothies but turn out to be herring, mango e panna acida...).
La gara risultava indigesta a molti ( sacchetti rifornimento usati come "Vomitoire") se la cavavano bene Ariel "Rose" Richeze ( 7°) abituato all'orrendo Mate argentino e Steven Caethoven ( 8°) di scuola culinaria fiamminga e per questo pronto praticamente a tutto.
Son punticini d'oro per le due squadre che sembrano un po' in involuzione rispetto all'anno precedente, forse anche in questo senso vanno interpretate le parole misurate del Paròn Sheena Easton: " A frustate nelle miniere di sale se non si muovono !!!"
O muthos deloi: Mai partire per la Gallia senza il bicarbonato e qualche cracker in valigia. Settimana ciclistica LombardaQuando il Titanic è now tilted, when the Hindenburg was half on fire, when nature calls and readings are finite (even Bugiardini of drugs), there is always someone who can get away and save some 'situation. This is Branislau Samoilau that the Seventh Cycle Lombarda (not particularly exciting race I have to say) can give the joy of victory with Colonel Mutombo in chronic need of results.
Belarusian (barbarian fast but it must be said) and guess the right train quite easily beat the competition. Solita invasion of dog-headed monkeys because of the reporter's attempt to pronounce the name of the winner. In this regard, the next few weeks to beware of suspicious sausages offered on-site source. In the overall standings reappeared Eddy "the Cannibal" Rats with a 15th place in the past we would have hailed as a poor result but who is now the miracle.
The news was immediately forwarded to Utopia Planitia where the federation has officially ended the search for the cannibalistic (Andorians were against the blockade of the research claiming that one is nothing but reappeared a shapeshifter series B and continue in the Beta search for true cannibals)
O muthos delo: can not always rain!
Tour of Flanders
the race! Best of San Remo, Tour, World Cup, second only Emperor;
this is the race that everyone expected. Time helps to make it even more legendary with a mix of rain, snow, wind and sun had finally broken their legs to anyone (but cyclists are another pasta!). Our boys are in a group were almost all day but the first ones always the brightest jewel promettentissimo Van Avermaet and Maaskant.
Thirty kilometers from the valiant champion of Belgium greets everyone and went on to win but to his shoulders
great show. Langeveld is industry first in a series of attacks and recover quite amazing, then on the wall Gerarsbergen Niki Terpstra top of the hill with the first group of four (alongside giants like Boonen and Ballan!). Action
beautiful (deserves Fotina) and progression that moved her to tears Paron, finally know that I can write about the Dutch identity card "promising cyclist" (in the Netherlands and Belgium is a recognized profession).
arrival, the group saw three of the top fifteen of our pupils (and this is one of the toughest races
whole year, a result not just!): Greg Van Avermaet (8 °
best placement ever a rider to the Byzantine Flanders awarded 30 points), Martijn Maaskant 12th (race wise and very mature for the young), Niki Terpstra 14 ° (with that number on Muur ...)
O muthos deloi: Il Fiandre è astuzia ma anche tanta potenza e forse nei prossimi anni potremmo calare il colpaccio bizantino.
Alla Gent niente da segnalare per i nostri che nelle infrasettimanali non carburano mai bene. Vittoria di Oscarito Freire seppur privo del suo gregario di fiducia Petacchi.
G.P. Pino Cerami
Quale è il vecchino più adorato del ciclismo ? Non certo quel palazzinaro di Fred Mengoni ? e nemmeno qualche ex-ciclista bacchettone e nostalgico ( ai miei tempi questa salita la facevamo con il 58x 10...) ma Pino "the man" Cerami.
Anche quest'anno Pino ha organizzato il suo giretto delle Fiandre e i nostri vi hanno preso parte
decisi e concentrati. Most good
was Danilo "Slippery When Wet" which has placed a 6th place (18 ° points): It is clear that in this svizzerotto is more than just a sprinter. Let's see if the weather is like a savory Gruyere stagionerà cave.
note was the 13th place of Steven "Working Class Hero" which has become a operaiesco rack up points in the races one day (what Monfort ago in the small / medium speed). Here
eight points for him and the certainty of a contract for 2009.
O muthos delo: Never underestimate the sprinters Swiss (see Mutter affaire-Freuler the Giro d'Italy)
Paris Camembert
race a bit 'slippery surface due to the Brie Road. As long as the white layer holds, the race still takes place on rails acceptable, but when it breaks .... Our
presenting with bicycle wheels that generate lenticular (solar energy) a wonderful effect fondue which the public could benefit.
At the end of our unique position in 14th place by Gianni Meersman that breaks the fast and enter by force in the match report of the markers.
O muthos delo: Fondue during the race is still better than the fund before the race (right?)
Circuit de la Sarthe
Photius wanted to exclude the race which has deprived us of the talent of Saul Raisin, but basically it is a garetto 2.2. which has its own dignity and a certain participation ... So Richeze away with the show! Strong competition is also not flying the Argentine assatanatissima brought home 2 second places and one first place (giving the first win of the Paron Ricardao) in a series of sprints really interesting.
It 'possible that the young man is ready to bring home some stage even the most demanding scenarios. Maybe a stop at the tour, already touched last year.
For the moment everything is but a short post with the new firm Maaskant in Roubaix, the new Duke of Bianco Austrian Cycling Pfannenberger previtata and the first that gives the victory to Tony Martin.
not miss for any reason, even if the Pechenegs had to knock on your door or if the Varangians were to steal the horse (because then they should do so because they only use infantry?)
San Demetrio What you protect your
Photius 
Ave atque Vale
now in chronically delayed because of the annoying barbarians at our gates unnecessarily pressing (only to be inundated with greek fire and boiling pitch)
your Patriarch is about time to update results due. The whole of Byzantium
ecclesia apologizes for the synthesis of the results almost steganographic (live Abbot Trithemius another martyr of the corrupt Church of Rome) but the big knock on the door turns and you can not leave without the necessary lanista outcomes.
Three Days LaPanne
Despite the sweet name of the game is hard and serves as preparation for the terrible and beautiful tour of Flanders following a few days. The hardest step (which includes a pair of walls of Flanders) would be Terpstra is highlighted with a fine sixth place. The race was dominated by Joos "Cave" Posthuma (Mutombiana of memory) but in the end Niki manages to snatch fourth place overall it raises among the great promises of cycling. Unusual
that in the parable of Niki "Sophomore year" can do better than in the debut.
Of note is that Mikhail Ignatiev closes 15 th in the overall standings (after placement without acute in some stages) confirming regular rider who this year is still lacking the inspiration of Laiguegliana memory.
the others? (Classic question ..) 31 ° Martijn Maaskant, Pavel Brutt 36 ° and 67 ° Aaron Kemps. Nothing particular word, but a point to everyone who turned a lap HC. We will see them in other theaters of war.
Criterium International
Your August patriarch does not dwell much on this race where our did not shine at all and the usual Jens Voigt has done a master (with the usual cocktail of spices and a course tailor-made for him). In the third stage
Tony Martin shone with its usual skill in a race against time, pity that the good result in the overall ranking was hampered by the disastrous previous stages.
The boy still needs work ( and many more) on the climb, as well as the hairdresser.
Those who officially became "Mr. homework" is that Maxim Monfort, in his usual, did not particularly shine in any of the tests but has never even sold the first posizioni.Risultato final 4th place overall in a match is not really exciting (and not the fault of the cheese wheel).
Bravin, Peter "Wolf" Velits which closed in 16th place thanks to a decent (but nothing more) to provide generale.Una citation Danilo "Slippery When Wet" Wyss nonostate that a sprinter is a bit 'fat ass could quit the 29th place in the overall rankings. A
punticino only for him but it is worth mentioning effort decidedly hostile terrain.
O muthos delo: (new section taken from Aesop's great, that is what we learn from this race)
The Criterium is a useless race, with an altitude that would be laughable were well removed from the Pro Tour next year the Patriarch consider not only the HC to give away points at random. But cheese is a guarantee and Tony Martin against the clock we can do.
GP Villes de Rennes
Usual garetto in French villa.
In this case it was ringed and turn to taste some traditional French starters (those that eat like yogurt smoothies but turn out to be herring, mango e panna acida...).
La gara risultava indigesta a molti ( sacchetti rifornimento usati come "Vomitoire") se la cavavano bene Ariel "Rose" Richeze ( 7°) abituato all'orrendo Mate argentino e Steven Caethoven ( 8°) di scuola culinaria fiamminga e per questo pronto praticamente a tutto.
Son punticini d'oro per le due squadre che sembrano un po' in involuzione rispetto all'anno precedente, forse anche in questo senso vanno interpretate le parole misurate del Paròn Sheena Easton: " A frustate nelle miniere di sale se non si muovono !!!"
O muthos deloi: Mai partire per la Gallia senza il bicarbonato e qualche cracker in valigia. Settimana ciclistica LombardaQuando il Titanic è now tilted, when the Hindenburg was half on fire, when nature calls and readings are finite (even Bugiardini of drugs), there is always someone who can get away and save some 'situation. This is Branislau Samoilau that the Seventh Cycle Lombarda (not particularly exciting race I have to say) can give the joy of victory with Colonel Mutombo in chronic need of results.
Belarusian (barbarian fast but it must be said) and guess the right train quite easily beat the competition. Solita invasion of dog-headed monkeys because of the reporter's attempt to pronounce the name of the winner. In this regard, the next few weeks to beware of suspicious sausages offered on-site source. In the overall standings reappeared Eddy "the Cannibal" Rats with a 15th place in the past we would have hailed as a poor result but who is now the miracle.
The news was immediately forwarded to Utopia Planitia where the federation has officially ended the search for the cannibalistic (Andorians were against the blockade of the research claiming that one is nothing but reappeared a shapeshifter series B and continue in the Beta search for true cannibals)
O muthos delo: can not always rain!
Tour of Flanders
the race! Best of San Remo, Tour, World Cup, second only Emperor;
this is the race that everyone expected. Time helps to make it even more legendary with a mix of rain, snow, wind and sun had finally broken their legs to anyone (but cyclists are another pasta!). Our boys are in a group were almost all day but the first ones always the brightest jewel promettentissimo Van Avermaet and Maaskant.
Thirty kilometers from the valiant champion of Belgium greets everyone and went on to win but to his shoulders
great show. Langeveld is industry first in a series of attacks and recover quite amazing, then on the wall Gerarsbergen Niki Terpstra top of the hill with the first group of four (alongside giants like Boonen and Ballan!). Action
beautiful (deserves Fotina) and progression that moved her to tears Paron, finally know that I can write about the Dutch identity card "promising cyclist" (in the Netherlands and Belgium is a recognized profession).
arrival, the group saw three of the top fifteen of our pupils (and this is one of the toughest races
whole year, a result not just!): Greg Van Avermaet (8 °
best placement ever a rider to the Byzantine Flanders awarded 30 points), Martijn Maaskant 12th (race wise and very mature for the young), Niki Terpstra 14 ° (with that number on Muur ...)
O muthos deloi: Il Fiandre è astuzia ma anche tanta potenza e forse nei prossimi anni potremmo calare il colpaccio bizantino.
Alla Gent niente da segnalare per i nostri che nelle infrasettimanali non carburano mai bene. Vittoria di Oscarito Freire seppur privo del suo gregario di fiducia Petacchi.
G.P. Pino Cerami
Quale è il vecchino più adorato del ciclismo ? Non certo quel palazzinaro di Fred Mengoni ? e nemmeno qualche ex-ciclista bacchettone e nostalgico ( ai miei tempi questa salita la facevamo con il 58x 10...) ma Pino "the man" Cerami.
Anche quest'anno Pino ha organizzato il suo giretto delle Fiandre e i nostri vi hanno preso parte
decisi e concentrati. Most good
was Danilo "Slippery When Wet" which has placed a 6th place (18 ° points): It is clear that in this svizzerotto is more than just a sprinter. Let's see if the weather is like a savory Gruyere stagionerà cave.
note was the 13th place of Steven "Working Class Hero" which has become a operaiesco rack up points in the races one day (what Monfort ago in the small / medium speed). Here
eight points for him and the certainty of a contract for 2009.
O muthos delo: Never underestimate the sprinters Swiss (see Mutter affaire-Freuler the Giro d'Italy)
Paris Camembert
race a bit 'slippery surface due to the Brie Road. As long as the white layer holds, the race still takes place on rails acceptable, but when it breaks .... Our
presenting with bicycle wheels that generate lenticular (solar energy) a wonderful effect fondue which the public could benefit.
At the end of our unique position in 14th place by Gianni Meersman that breaks the fast and enter by force in the match report of the markers.
O muthos delo: Fondue during the race is still better than the fund before the race (right?)
Circuit de la Sarthe
Photius wanted to exclude the race which has deprived us of the talent of Saul Raisin, but basically it is a garetto 2.2. which has its own dignity and a certain participation ... So Richeze away with the show! Strong competition is also not flying the Argentine assatanatissima brought home 2 second places and one first place (giving the first win of the Paron Ricardao) in a series of sprints really interesting.
It 'possible that the young man is ready to bring home some stage even the most demanding scenarios. Maybe a stop at the tour, already touched last year.
For the moment everything is but a short post with the new firm Maaskant in Roubaix, the new Duke of Bianco Austrian Cycling Pfannenberger previtata and the first that gives the victory to Tony Martin.
not miss for any reason, even if the Pechenegs had to knock on your door or if the Varangians were to steal the horse (because then they should do so because they only use infantry?)
San Demetrio What you protect your
Photius
Monday, April 7, 2008
How Would Someone With The Trisomy X Look??
began the campaign of the North!
Here comes the post update also reports that the first ranking!
season in full swing!
Nokere Koerse
the classic Apulian calendar which takes place completely around the walls of Nocera (hence the name Nokere Coers) saw the way our guys a little weighed down by bowls of orecchiette nonostate swallow the prohibition of overt lanista. Steven Cozza could not even present at the start due to some problems of names that would cause an undesirable un'impepata bathroom.
The race was lit up at once frenzied pace (and must have played some role in the salsicette placed on the hot seat of the participants) so that our remained almost immediately out of the games that count. Frederic Amorison, awakened from a coma induced by abuse grilled fillet of horse, reached the head of the group ended with a dignified 9th place (12 punticino). The other castaways between broccoli: 25 ° Bauke Mollem, 32 and 44 Talabardon Boasson Hagen of dementia 13.
arrival scandal Doping with many cyclists found positive for butter, 'UCC (Union Cyclist Capodicollo) has filed a formal complaint to the UCI and (Text) "mangiapatete to that of an Irishman." We'll see how it ends
Milan Sanremo
The Classic Spring. The ugliest of the most beloved classic, but also because it opens a season! Our
you were leaving with no particular ambitions because of race still out of reach for young kid ready to even large companies like ours. Besides, the duel was incomprehensible because of the eunuch reporter who was not able to bring a proper name even under the threat dell'abbacinamento. For 20 km the Patriarch was forced rummaging through the library of St. Demetrius seeking technical information on such a Lou Pristo to discover in the end it was Loqvist!
formal protest was sent to the Vatican pontificate decadent!
However the race was characterized by the usual hopeless attacks which culminated at the foot of the Poggio. Arrival in the group and pay tribute to the race Cancellara (Freire remained without Petacchi could not rely on the trusty teammate).
The best of us? Ariel "Axl" Richeze with a 23rd place that some fruit to the winery punticino Tabarez.
arrival also Matthew Priam in net growth after the exile from Troy. Niki Terpstra Chapel donkey to 145 ° !!!!!!!!
63rd Dwars door Vlaanderen
onusta In 63 editions of this race has never kept the same route!
The whole problem stems from the fact that the race paron (Johan Dexter Ward) suffers from years of short-term memory loss, sudden changes in personality and possessions to there Doppelganger.Tutto this makes the race unpredictable and completely open to any the rider (the altitude is quite variable, the race was over a year on top of the Terminillo).
Our boys, also open to challenges because of the noose that have signed contracts, were presented at the start hoping (in a cancellation of the race, of course).
The race instead wound winding from the first km with 4 steps to Market Square in Tongeren (during market hours) and that the number of selected candidates for final victory. The gallant Niki Terpstra remained stuck with the teeth of the fugitives, knowing that corporal punishment would have caught the event of another failure.
Gianni Meersman and Frederic Amorison got lost near a herd of malt and decided to round up a few hours of work to be healthy laborers. At the end
Chavanel went off alone to the finish line having understood the movements of the machinery of the court notice, the best of the bunch who follow closely our Niki Terpstra (12 °), which redeemed a season opacissima far.
Behind him a few crossroads Toni Martin 42 °.
Someone claims to have drawn a map of the race but we are confident that next year the paron the race will still be surprised (maybe even more than once in 1978 when he shouted "Fhtagn Cthulhu" from the awards stage).
Castile & Leon
Ah Hiberia the land of passions and conflicts, blood and sand, Castilla Y Leon! At
Garetto the patriarch sent a couple of eunuchs to observe in detail the companies Pfannberger, Mollem and Cozza. To view the companies Austrian wheel must wait several hours upon arrival, given its 64 ° place overall, but the other guys up to something better.
In the first trial the brave Steven Cozza was filtered and the crack just a very respectable 7th position. Since then, however, began the Bauke Mollem show! First, we procured an excellent third place in the sprint in the second stage, then withstood up (he was already known as the "ass of Edam cheese" in just 43 seconds by the eagle Contador!) In the queen stage, bringing home a 6th place. At the end
could administer the last stage to its position and secure the 6th place overall. Great shot indeed! Also because fruit something like 35 points to Sheena Easton Foundation. Great shot
Rookie of the great blow on the knuckles with a wooden ruler Pfannenberg for the horrendous performance.
E3 HArelbecke
He said it all (all those who wish to bicycle racing, of course), his name circulated persistently in the spa for some time in lupanares strong bets are accepted on her behalf: the Von Avermaet end it turned out great. The promise of the young
Sheena Easton (tip from a nothing to Pavè du pate) becomes the protagonist of a great race and picked up less than expected.
Harelbecke's race was a good test for the Flanders and so were the great leaders "of cycling at askance pedalicchiavano but in fact pointless.
So the second line and in particular attacked the great Von Avermaet took away quite a mixed bunch: former skiers (Tombak), escape (Voeckler), Norwegian succhiaruota (Arvesen) and standard-bearers of large retailers (Kopp). On all the little rise of the young Von Avermaet gave considerable torn, resulting in stronger and therefore be more exposed to attack opponents. Just a few kilometers from the arrival Arvesen cage all, before closing Kopp, good for third Van Avermaet (35 points) with a little 'experience could also do the bang!
Brabant Arrow
The race is a heartfelt tribute to Loretta Goggi (see photo) and his monumental performance in the Black Arrow (here renamed the Dutch television Brabant Arrow). Before departure, you must eventually assist the integral transmission of the drama that follows a heartfelt film club of fans of the Fan Club Batavia Loretta Goggi.
In our meatloaf is still evident on the stomach because they could not show off a performance worthy of the name. Stubbe slip back nell'abulico anonymity of the previous season (53 °) with the good company of Oliver Kaisen (77 °) that did not want to leave the Belgian as lagging coda.Unico of our stand in the ineffable Pavel Brutt (13 ° for a total of 8 points), which is still far from the pedal stroke in 2007 and is unable to enter the top ten. The Coffee of Ethiopia
paron DECLARING FORFEIT however, the nest egg, as a greedy young Scrooge, to get away from the slums of the league.
Rank Sheena Easton
pate du Pavè 152 135 115
Tabarez
Wine Bar
Dementia Ethiopia 103 13 38 35
Coffee Mutombo
Garette In the next post and so many others on the discovery of Botany Bay Eddy Ratti! 
Here comes the post update also reports that the first ranking! season in full swing!
Nokere Koerse
the classic Apulian calendar which takes place completely around the walls of Nocera (hence the name Nokere Coers) saw the way our guys a little weighed down by bowls of orecchiette nonostate swallow the prohibition of overt lanista. Steven Cozza could not even present at the start due to some problems of names that would cause an undesirable un'impepata bathroom.
The race was lit up at once frenzied pace (and must have played some role in the salsicette placed on the hot seat of the participants) so that our remained almost immediately out of the games that count. Frederic Amorison, awakened from a coma induced by abuse grilled fillet of horse, reached the head of the group ended with a dignified 9th place (12 punticino). The other castaways between broccoli: 25 ° Bauke Mollem, 32 and 44 Talabardon Boasson Hagen of dementia 13.
arrival scandal Doping with many cyclists found positive for butter, 'UCC (Union Cyclist Capodicollo) has filed a formal complaint to the UCI and (Text) "mangiapatete to that of an Irishman." We'll see how it ends
Milan Sanremo
The Classic Spring. The ugliest of the most beloved classic, but also because it opens a season! Our
you were leaving with no particular ambitions because of race still out of reach for young kid ready to even large companies like ours. Besides, the duel was incomprehensible because of the eunuch reporter who was not able to bring a proper name even under the threat dell'abbacinamento. For 20 km the Patriarch was forced rummaging through the library of St. Demetrius seeking technical information on such a Lou Pristo to discover in the end it was Loqvist!
formal protest was sent to the Vatican pontificate decadent!
However the race was characterized by the usual hopeless attacks which culminated at the foot of the Poggio. Arrival in the group and pay tribute to the race Cancellara (Freire remained without Petacchi could not rely on the trusty teammate).
The best of us? Ariel "Axl" Richeze with a 23rd place that some fruit to the winery punticino Tabarez.
arrival also Matthew Priam in net growth after the exile from Troy. Niki Terpstra Chapel donkey to 145 ° !!!!!!!!
63rd Dwars door Vlaanderen
onusta In 63 editions of this race has never kept the same route!
The whole problem stems from the fact that the race paron (Johan Dexter Ward) suffers from years of short-term memory loss, sudden changes in personality and possessions to there Doppelganger.Tutto this makes the race unpredictable and completely open to any the rider (the altitude is quite variable, the race was over a year on top of the Terminillo).
Our boys, also open to challenges because of the noose that have signed contracts, were presented at the start hoping (in a cancellation of the race, of course).
The race instead wound winding from the first km with 4 steps to Market Square in Tongeren (during market hours) and that the number of selected candidates for final victory. The gallant Niki Terpstra remained stuck with the teeth of the fugitives, knowing that corporal punishment would have caught the event of another failure.
Gianni Meersman and Frederic Amorison got lost near a herd of malt and decided to round up a few hours of work to be healthy laborers. At the end
Chavanel went off alone to the finish line having understood the movements of the machinery of the court notice, the best of the bunch who follow closely our Niki Terpstra (12 °), which redeemed a season opacissima far.
Behind him a few crossroads Toni Martin 42 °.
Someone claims to have drawn a map of the race but we are confident that next year the paron the race will still be surprised (maybe even more than once in 1978 when he shouted "Fhtagn Cthulhu" from the awards stage).
Castile & Leon
Ah Hiberia the land of passions and conflicts, blood and sand, Castilla Y Leon! At
Garetto the patriarch sent a couple of eunuchs to observe in detail the companies Pfannberger, Mollem and Cozza. To view the companies Austrian wheel must wait several hours upon arrival, given its 64 ° place overall, but the other guys up to something better.
In the first trial the brave Steven Cozza was filtered and the crack just a very respectable 7th position. Since then, however, began the Bauke Mollem show! First, we procured an excellent third place in the sprint in the second stage, then withstood up (he was already known as the "ass of Edam cheese" in just 43 seconds by the eagle Contador!) In the queen stage, bringing home a 6th place. At the end
could administer the last stage to its position and secure the 6th place overall. Great shot indeed! Also because fruit something like 35 points to Sheena Easton Foundation. Great shot
Rookie of the great blow on the knuckles with a wooden ruler Pfannenberg for the horrendous performance.
E3 HArelbecke
He said it all (all those who wish to bicycle racing, of course), his name circulated persistently in the spa for some time in lupanares strong bets are accepted on her behalf: the Von Avermaet end it turned out great. The promise of the young
Sheena Easton (tip from a nothing to Pavè du pate) becomes the protagonist of a great race and picked up less than expected.
Harelbecke's race was a good test for the Flanders and so were the great leaders "of cycling at askance pedalicchiavano but in fact pointless.
So the second line and in particular attacked the great Von Avermaet took away quite a mixed bunch: former skiers (Tombak), escape (Voeckler), Norwegian succhiaruota (Arvesen) and standard-bearers of large retailers (Kopp). On all the little rise of the young Von Avermaet gave considerable torn, resulting in stronger and therefore be more exposed to attack opponents. Just a few kilometers from the arrival Arvesen cage all, before closing Kopp, good for third Van Avermaet (35 points) with a little 'experience could also do the bang!
Brabant Arrow
The race is a heartfelt tribute to Loretta Goggi (see photo) and his monumental performance in the Black Arrow (here renamed the Dutch television Brabant Arrow). Before departure, you must eventually assist the integral transmission of the drama that follows a heartfelt film club of fans of the Fan Club Batavia Loretta Goggi.
In our meatloaf is still evident on the stomach because they could not show off a performance worthy of the name. Stubbe slip back nell'abulico anonymity of the previous season (53 °) with the good company of Oliver Kaisen (77 °) that did not want to leave the Belgian as lagging coda.Unico of our stand in the ineffable Pavel Brutt (13 ° for a total of 8 points), which is still far from the pedal stroke in 2007 and is unable to enter the top ten. The Coffee of Ethiopia
paron DECLARING FORFEIT however, the nest egg, as a greedy young Scrooge, to get away from the slums of the league.
Rank Sheena Easton
pate du Pavè 152 135 115
Tabarez
Wine Bar
Dementia Ethiopia 103 13 38 35
Coffee Mutombo
Garette In the next post and so many others on the discovery of Botany Bay Eddy Ratti!
Saturday, March 29, 2008
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Tirreno-Adriatico and Paris-Nice
A beautiful French-Italian around to tell the results of two stage races very important to pull the money first ...
Tirreno-Adriatico race from the time domain is a little dignified Rabottini through its role in the preparation of Sanremo. Our boys still running full season were presented at the start with a good mix of sprinters, climbers and mysterious objects (Matthew Priam of Dementia 13 on all). Lanista tense to verify the purchases still a bit slow 'to get to the heart.
first stage and suffered from volatone Strapaese with lots of ham, and Councillor Miss in search of votes (unfortunately, not ecclesiastical). Needless to describe the evolution of the sprint, just highlight the exemplary work of Petacchi confirms that the most precious of followers of Oscar Freire. For our night, 43 ° Richeze ... says a lot.
Second stage: The ascent to a mound undefined animated maps on the ending. The wily and mysterious paron of Dementia 13 (which always goes away
covered with a hood that hides his features) to convince the brave Priam, who was placed on the hill, the temple of Athena to get the most from its champion. The trick worked a half because Priam stopped on a bend of the Achaeans to chat with a former ultra-partisan nineties: that Anchises Pellegrini.Nonostante Priam the incident proved the best with one of our thirty- place! The blond and curly
Brutt arrived to complete the defeat of the sixtieth day.
Third Stage: sleepless nights for cyclists in the climb of Montelupone was described as a kind of "Mortirolo but harder." Even so the pace did not exceed 15 hours for the first hour of the match. In fact a bunch of thugs looking for an alternative route bragging Montelupone closing pitch for snow. A pair of specially appointed eunuchs denies the rumor and allow the smooth running of the race.
After the first flights of Montelupone someone to remove the heart rate did not impress, then the thing was made even more complicated thanks to a group laoocontico placed in the middle of the road (consisting of motion of the jury and some cicista). Matthew Priam paralyzed from Deja vu lost a long time. Just as other cyclists were forced to put their feet on the ground. In general, however, Tom Stubbe delirium crept like a new bike Von Grueniger between the fifteenth to win a place that says (according to his paron) among cyclists worthy of the name.
In the fifth stage (which in the fourth nothing happened) great clock of the brave Ignatiev (a guarantee in these tests) that could settle in sixth place with relative ease, but Tom Stubbe confirmed the time of grace with a 23 ° very unusual place for an interpreter of the classical which he purports to time. Great satisfaction of Colonel Mutombo who fears the shame of finishing behind the Dementia 13.
The final ranking of the Tyrrhenian Sea, in addition to hand over the scepter to the brave Cancellara, thus marks a return to competitiveness Tom Stubbe: The tenth in the standings to
Colonel yielded 35 points and above all enabled the regime to abandon the poor Tom bread and water which was forced by about one anno.Disastro total instead for all the other cyclists (or we wish to consider the 53 ° position positavamente Brutt? I would say no ...)
Paris-Nice
Victim eve of a frantic race with a number incredible disputes, heresies, appeals, contrappelli. At some point even your Photius was called because of its considerable experience of schisms and councils, but in truth he had to surrender in front of such great hair-splitting. In fact, for the purposes of the Paris-Nice cycling Byzantine remains Pro-Tour race with all points of the case assigned. And that the stupid roosters and mangiapatate Celtic continue to fight.
Step 1: Time to wolves and who you appear? But Peter Velits hunting of wolves and cubs (with zip)
as if they ever saw of equals. The flight, in itself already moving to the Pave the Paron du pate, was further enhanced by the mysterious presence of the object Niki Terpstra you
attagliolava the wheel to give Velits manforte to flee (and here's the picture recall). But the two were just against the spiteful envy of the group that there was going to catch a few kilometers from the finish result: volatona acrobatic on the weekend with the elusive
Lequatre 23 °. Not really a springalds that of the French ...
II stage: the time a little more forgiving and the group heads, style flock of sheep, towards the finish line with no start. Sprint just so soporific that Formaggino Monfort, usually with a sprint equal to that of Emmental cheese in a cave, can bring home a good 15th place.
Stage III: When the eunuchs sent already in place were to close the lid before an exhibition race a little thick, here's the peak of one of our promises: Clement Hotellerie. The young French climber pulls out his grappling competition and climbs right in the flight also resisting the return of the group. With him also of the Roman Kreuziger Cellars Tabarez. In the end neither boy manages to win the stage but the evidence is indeed remarkable: 2nd and 5th Clement Roman Kreuziger. But the cheese does not melt like a scottarella and saves 14 °.
V Stage: Here comes the Mont Ventoux and, as they say in Oxford, "'I hunt." The ascent of the giant bald is long, exhausting, and surprisingly no bends, for this is an excellent springboard to test young players (here in the past were consecrated Remy and Andy Schleck).
Cadel Evans, new denizen of the deep, (note the extreme thinness and eyes dilated by
frog) now requires an infernal pace decided on riding his Colnago Innsmouth Deluxe. Our trying to do what they can save the leg (in a physical sense given the Ghast supporters Cadel distributed along the way). Clement Hôtellerie still boasts a freshness increbibile partly closed the disadvantage accumulated in the first part of climb and crossed the line in 16th place. If the young will prevent the effect could actually point Dojwa the polka dot jersey in the coming years. Behind him pretty well Roman Kreuziger (23 ° to two minutes) and a little 'less well Maxim Monfort 28 °. Bravo on a plot that also Passeron osticissimo close to him only 5 minutes in 40 ° position, for he promises an improvement on the classic.
Step VII: Nervous features a latch style fugone Easter exodus of 35 competitors from different backgrounds. Our did not fall into the trap and waited keenly the final incline. The first shot in spring Hotellerie, now in full effect Dojwa, managing to create a small gap.
The second major attack instead of Maxime Monfort that breaks into two group as a splinter of Tilsit. Peter Velits remembered to be a cyclist and joined the flight. Upon arrival no one could take one of the hundred Sanchez in the race (you can also give the change in the race is not given to know ...) but Maxim Monfort brought home a fine second place (punticino gold), although the real hero of the day was Hotellerie, as generous as tactically unfortunate.
Final Standings: Apart from the first two places (Rebellin and Nocentini) shone for the prestige ranking of the participants. Best of our Hotellerie (11 ° and are 37 points) and true revelation of this race possible candidate for the White Sagion 2008. Maxim Monfort followed, with incredible constancy, which get a nice 14 ° (33 points) and a stage lost by a whisker.
Nine points for Aurelien Passeron (34 °) than on land he has built a very difficult parts to provide truly amazing and it opens up interesting growth potential. Niki Terpstra for flogging in the Hippodrome: 79 lashes, equal to its rank!
For now, all soon Nokere Koerse, Dwars Von Vlaanderen and Milan Sanremo
Monday, March 10, 2008
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We raise the curtain !!!!!
And here we are: nobles, monks, saints, and men of the vulgar common protospatharios ready to attend another charmingly Cycling season of the Byzantine Empire.
Your beloved patriarch, with another spring on the shoulders, has already unleashed eunuchs related to the four corners of our beloved land flat so as not to lose even the smallest
garetto outside the walls.
Since the pressure of the races as we would like we can not dwell on the results of the August auction held in the palace Bucoleonide the presence of the most skilled and successful lanista of the Golden Horn. But certainly in the coming days we hope to prepare a proper commentary by copying what we noted on drips during the auction. But let
Het Volk
The queen of all races, shines among them as among our Empress reginucole barbaric. One of the most
expected of the season, the first stage of the challenge that begins to give some first response teams on new and solid gold spent to capture the sample of turn.
The race weather was not blessed with height (no snow, fog, transhumance
of caribou, etc.). But it showed quite compelling, thanks to repeated attempts by local cyclists,
accustomed to every little rise and sewer. At the end of the valiant Gilbert squeezed off all opponents and was happy the walkway between Flemish not exactly happy to see the dart valley.
Behind him, the flood, as some would say the reigning musical comedy, as our melting like an icicle in the lands of Prester John. One
results worthy of the brave (and now the use of manpower placement) Caethoven who finish 21 ° (one point) and ensuring his lanista to win the coveted trophy Mutombo, raffled by dispoticissimo lanista and feared.
Big party in the house pate du Pavè (maximum results with minimum effort, according to the dictates
Aristotelians of the team) a little less satisfied with others: Stubbe 79 starts where he had finished, Meersman
80 °, 86 ° and Greipel Terpstra even last.
But there is no time to take stock because this is the
Kuurne-Brussels-Kuurne
Usual labyrinthine race that few can correctly interpret in its entirety (up to Brussels is easy, but almost impossible to return to Kuurne). The usual plethora of indigenous cyclists assaulted every chance to escape right from the start. Such was the agony that ten Belgian cyclists were lost in the misty morning trying to close a gap left by a postman on bike (and mistaken for a hated U.S. Postal). The gallant
Abakoumov (111th arrival) was found by his lanista in a bed and breakfast of gingerbread and questionable management (old woman suspected of why he's seen one).
While many of the other cyclists are scattered in Belgium waiting to cross a race (which is not uncommon in this period). In all this hubbub
Fredric Amorison non perdeva la testa e si teneva incollato ai ciclisti del posto, rimediando un 10° posto molto onorevole ( 11 punti per lui), dietro di lui unico risultato presentabile quello di Caethoven 39°.
Memorial Samyn
Classica gara così antica che nessuno ricorda più di preciso cosa sia "Samyn" e perchè debba essere ricordato.
Attualmente l'Unione Ciclistica Internazionale è divisa in due intepretazioni antitetiche:
1) Una capra belga particolarmente pregiata tipica della regione di Bruges
2) Il primo vulcaniano ad essere entrato in contatto con Zefram Cochrane.
Inutile dire che le due posizioni sono in via di composizione, al Concilio in fact
Zettegem has suggested the possibility that the race is in memory of the first encountered by a goat on a Vulcan warp ship Cochrane. But the debate is still very long.
In any event our guys stood in line with the decision at the start of the race and tortuosissima
this time with decent results. The gallant
Abakoumov after squeezing the grip with Baba Yaga gave us in like a man possessed and was able to scrape together a 9th place which is perhaps his best finish of the biennium (12 points). While behind him a revived Greipel (13 ° for 8 points) burned at the finish line a more convincing Caethoven (14 ° to 7 points).
is moreover sufficient but certainly far from the striking results of last year.
Probably many new teams have yet to find the right blend (and nothing better than a bit 'whipping with vinegar after the race to find it).
GP Lugano
target as always from the great problems of smuggling (remember the ignominious figure of Steven Cozza caught with a cargo of crabs near the customs. The customs officer was in turn pinched but that's another story ...).
This year the boys preferred to stay away from the classic Swiss temptations: boxcutters, stock cubes, Maggi seasonings and sauce powder, to devote himself more seriously to the rest of the season. Only the brave wolf hunter Peter Velits devoted his energies to the race (also to hide the fruits of his poaching), but ended up 72 degrees.
race to forget for our colors. Monte Paschi Eroica
Pleasant strapaesane this feast that organizes races in cycling, my friends tell me Fugger who also has a certain sound ... We'll see which rates apply to the Patriarchs.
However, we are the second edition of this race that stands out because of the alternating sections
stretches of asphalt with different materials (asbestos, princisbecco, Mandrake, etc. ..).
With our specially prepared bike stood in line at the start I decided to redeem
performance opacissime the last few races.
The selection was just hard. The first sector of chintz slipped ignominiously while many cyclists brave Ignatiev Malamerenda attacked before the hill (and hence the supply was fatal to many, including fingers and water expired march) in the company of formidable Richeze.
But at the end of yet another sector Pewter was too much for the legs of the young shoots, having been
twice as fast to erase and Ballan.
Right in the final though, as the screams of the savage lanista Ciauscolo of Paron, Bar
Ethiopia launched its onslaught.
Martyn Maaskant with a fierce shot on the break was installed in 4th place (and are 20 points) justifying the figures exorbitant costs for him by the tycoon. But the rest of the team was not joking by following compact: Pavel Brutt Jairus Ermeti 9th and 11th (Jairus already last year had not gone bad) are the first sign of a possible rescue of the Ethiopian Bar (the protagonist of a season low cabotage in 2007).
Thus ends the first part of the report tomorrow, but other updates: Giro del Capo (the only race to be faced with a moment) and Three Days of Lapanne (which has also changed its name) and the first rank!!
And as he said in his Historiae Conon: "Best is yet to Come ...." Your
Photius 
And here we are: nobles, monks, saints, and men of the vulgar common protospatharios ready to attend another charmingly Cycling season of the Byzantine Empire. Your beloved patriarch, with another spring on the shoulders, has already unleashed eunuchs related to the four corners of our beloved land flat so as not to lose even the smallest
garetto outside the walls.
Since the pressure of the races as we would like we can not dwell on the results of the August auction held in the palace Bucoleonide the presence of the most skilled and successful lanista of the Golden Horn. But certainly in the coming days we hope to prepare a proper commentary by copying what we noted on drips during the auction. But let
Het Volk
The queen of all races, shines among them as among our Empress reginucole barbaric. One of the most
expected of the season, the first stage of the challenge that begins to give some first response teams on new and solid gold spent to capture the sample of turn.
The race weather was not blessed with height (no snow, fog, transhumance
of caribou, etc.). But it showed quite compelling, thanks to repeated attempts by local cyclists,
accustomed to every little rise and sewer. At the end of the valiant Gilbert squeezed off all opponents and was happy the walkway between Flemish not exactly happy to see the dart valley.
Behind him, the flood, as some would say the reigning musical comedy, as our melting like an icicle in the lands of Prester John. One
results worthy of the brave (and now the use of manpower placement) Caethoven who finish 21 ° (one point) and ensuring his lanista to win the coveted trophy Mutombo, raffled by dispoticissimo lanista and feared.
Big party in the house pate du Pavè (maximum results with minimum effort, according to the dictates
Aristotelians of the team) a little less satisfied with others: Stubbe 79 starts where he had finished, Meersman
80 °, 86 ° and Greipel Terpstra even last.
But there is no time to take stock because this is the
Kuurne-Brussels-Kuurne
Usual labyrinthine race that few can correctly interpret in its entirety (up to Brussels is easy, but almost impossible to return to Kuurne). The usual plethora of indigenous cyclists assaulted every chance to escape right from the start. Such was the agony that ten Belgian cyclists were lost in the misty morning trying to close a gap left by a postman on bike (and mistaken for a hated U.S. Postal). The gallant
Abakoumov (111th arrival) was found by his lanista in a bed and breakfast of gingerbread and questionable management (old woman suspected of why he's seen one).
While many of the other cyclists are scattered in Belgium waiting to cross a race (which is not uncommon in this period). In all this hubbub
Fredric Amorison non perdeva la testa e si teneva incollato ai ciclisti del posto, rimediando un 10° posto molto onorevole ( 11 punti per lui), dietro di lui unico risultato presentabile quello di Caethoven 39°.
Memorial Samyn
Classica gara così antica che nessuno ricorda più di preciso cosa sia "Samyn" e perchè debba essere ricordato.
Attualmente l'Unione Ciclistica Internazionale è divisa in due intepretazioni antitetiche:
1) Una capra belga particolarmente pregiata tipica della regione di Bruges
2) Il primo vulcaniano ad essere entrato in contatto con Zefram Cochrane.
Inutile dire che le due posizioni sono in via di composizione, al Concilio in fact
Zettegem has suggested the possibility that the race is in memory of the first encountered by a goat on a Vulcan warp ship Cochrane. But the debate is still very long.
In any event our guys stood in line with the decision at the start of the race and tortuosissima
this time with decent results. The gallant
Abakoumov after squeezing the grip with Baba Yaga gave us in like a man possessed and was able to scrape together a 9th place which is perhaps his best finish of the biennium (12 points). While behind him a revived Greipel (13 ° for 8 points) burned at the finish line a more convincing Caethoven (14 ° to 7 points).
is moreover sufficient but certainly far from the striking results of last year.
Probably many new teams have yet to find the right blend (and nothing better than a bit 'whipping with vinegar after the race to find it).
GP Lugano
target as always from the great problems of smuggling (remember the ignominious figure of Steven Cozza caught with a cargo of crabs near the customs. The customs officer was in turn pinched but that's another story ...).
This year the boys preferred to stay away from the classic Swiss temptations: boxcutters, stock cubes, Maggi seasonings and sauce powder, to devote himself more seriously to the rest of the season. Only the brave wolf hunter Peter Velits devoted his energies to the race (also to hide the fruits of his poaching), but ended up 72 degrees.
race to forget for our colors. Monte Paschi Eroica
Pleasant strapaesane this feast that organizes races in cycling, my friends tell me Fugger who also has a certain sound ... We'll see which rates apply to the Patriarchs.
However, we are the second edition of this race that stands out because of the alternating sections
stretches of asphalt with different materials (asbestos, princisbecco, Mandrake, etc. ..).
With our specially prepared bike stood in line at the start I decided to redeem
performance opacissime the last few races.
The selection was just hard. The first sector of chintz slipped ignominiously while many cyclists brave Ignatiev Malamerenda attacked before the hill (and hence the supply was fatal to many, including fingers and water expired march) in the company of formidable Richeze.
But at the end of yet another sector Pewter was too much for the legs of the young shoots, having been
twice as fast to erase and Ballan.
Right in the final though, as the screams of the savage lanista Ciauscolo of Paron, Bar
Ethiopia launched its onslaught.
Martyn Maaskant with a fierce shot on the break was installed in 4th place (and are 20 points) justifying the figures exorbitant costs for him by the tycoon. But the rest of the team was not joking by following compact: Pavel Brutt Jairus Ermeti 9th and 11th (Jairus already last year had not gone bad) are the first sign of a possible rescue of the Ethiopian Bar (the protagonist of a season low cabotage in 2007).
Thus ends the first part of the report tomorrow, but other updates: Giro del Capo (the only race to be faced with a moment) and Three Days of Lapanne (which has also changed its name) and the first rank!!
And as he said in his Historiae Conon: "Best is yet to Come ...." Your
Photius
Monday, January 28, 2008
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The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner
Photius wondered ... but since they are only the records of the races together? After all those solitary even have their own stories to tell.
Photius wondered ... but since they are only the records of the races together? After all those solitary even have their own stories to tell. course they're not funny as those of the group Tatzelwurm, but few treat every now and deserves to be passed into the annals.
So here I am with the first report of solitary ...
Good Photius rose relieved from the weight (but still loving weight) of the pistons blowhole and maidens microcavigliate undecided about the destination as a child in the bakery.
Cave Park: Alone? and then if I lose? How will Byzantium without me?
Monza: Uff is a bit 'away and then I get lost there for sure !
Montagnetta: Urgh! We are on January 27 and I've already done more than 30 laps!
tried the Navigli, flat, measured and sunny!
So after going for five days (obligatory stop for any tour vehicle) Photius was a small hole on a powerful storm to park his vehicle.
It must have been the morning, has been running, but your Patriarch chanted loudly "Cagam or 'cass Ecopass" morning enjoying the solitude.
Actually four meters of the car a lady was cleaning the hallway of the house, quick to fall, crossing, after witnessing the performance.
Then at the Canoe Olona off. Overt attention (and hypochondriac) to the sore ankle but showed no sign of his presence. First
Km 5.30 and then via a beautiful series 7.5, 5.03, 5.04, 6.5 carrying the Patriarch near Corsico.
Here a nice farmer decided to roast some cauliflower mutated human marshmallow flooding the bike path of thick black smoke.
inevitable appreciation by cyclists and runners at a time dell'agreste farmer who continued to play his syringe under a beech tree (if you take it ....) Oh Tityre
Pass through the gardens of war here the pitch Strapaese address where young people without any hope (but do not pretend to know the fathers).
URL "But it is a campiunscin" exceeds the pitch, dodging some retirees decidedly unruly fans.
Here Trezzano (7.5 km), turning point and back. With the headwind of course!
Right time to say goodbye to the memorial which commemorates the largest bicycle company of the Brother of the patriarch (Gregory classy!) And ankle issued its ruling timid. "I stop."
And so quiet the last two kilometers to do too much damage and the prospect of another week of semi-rest (with devastating psychological consequences, family).
Cursed Tendonitis!
Mesto meal finger-Gatorade (the friendliness here is his game!) And back to the car singing the same tune came.
Now the patriarch is granted a week off and a Sunday return no later than 40-45 min. hoping to leave behind the tendonitis and could bring down his wall staff at the Stramilano Competitive.
CERTAME Meanwhile, the date of February for the aspiring half-marathon is approaching ....
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Atlantis All Inclusive?
Stradesio 2008
I Tatzelwurm occur at a time in the pleasant antelucano Desio to address one of the ugliest (aesthetically speaking) tapasciate whole of Lombardy.
That's it, now off to the next tapasciata! 
Name: Stradesio
Participants: Paula, wicker, Captain Sensible
temperature : Fucking Freezing
Fund : Asphalt and frozen mud (technical name pociacco)
I Tatzelwurm occur at a time in the pleasant antelucano Desio to address one of the ugliest (aesthetically speaking) tapasciate whole of Lombardy.
Having concluded without much difficulty the usual Magical Mystery Tour leading to the town (marked by signs that did not escape, however, the acute Lilliputian eye Paula) our car down with some courage, given the soil temperature by 3 degrees.
Consulates from being survivors to colder weather, and leave the vehicle next to a unit of methane. The captain greeted with particular affection the car, given the suspicions whistles of the equipment.
At the start our own, victims of their own charm television, were intercepted by a lascivious old woman who offered them the coupon included race pack. After having refused the offer of payment in kind it was agreed for a package price of 13 €.
And then!
suffered beatings at the start of the wild Wicker who, unable to handle any rhythm, alternating the train to hallucinatory moments of peace of mind. A
nothing worth the reproaches of the captain and the obvious distress of Paula: Our continued to pull the saber worth Zatopek with a stomach ache.
even more difficult race track provided for in the 1000 curves, some participants were subsequently charged with clear symptoms of labyrinthitis.
Around 4 kilometers, after yet another curve, the ardor of wicker calms down a little, while Paula maintained the classical position succhiaruote Belgian, about 5 feet behind the couple's head.
Near the sixth kilometer was entered in the first twenty-four industrial zones that characterize Desio and the road took the morphology favorite Tatzelwurm: long straight paved with spacious sidewalks for cuts corners.
At 7 kilometers dining with jam, Nutella and hot tea and then off again between loving concrete, but ... after a sharp turn, here are our runners on a strip of mud in the middle of the field specifically dedicated to the ordinary settling of accounts between gangs of Albanians.
The snow / rain the previous days had turned the path in a sort of insidious stigea swamp, where every step could be fatal, and so our zompettante followed the captain trying to put my feet in the areas of disrepair. Some hands that protruded from the mud, said a lot about the potential pitfalls.
After the mud (with Mizuno shoes that looked like a veteran of the retreat from Russia) our throwing a sigh of relief, but unfortunately the path to the end continued to alternate land in industrial areas impassable.
Industrial Zone-mud, mud-Industrial Zone, Industrial Zone-mud ... so up to two kilometers from the arrival when Paula launched its attack, unsportsmanlike and treacherous (but Darwinian correct: Survival of the fittest) to an Wicker is a bit 'try.
arrival Paula closed in 1:19:10 while Wicker is satisfied with 1:19:41, while limiting the damage.
Then Tatzelwurm went crazy at the final refreshment (Polenta and Bacon! One day we must explain something about protein and carbohydrates to those who organize the refreshments!) But reserved the day, however, two more legendary moments.
1) Transfiguration mystical : Following Paula effort was transformed physically and spiritually in Don Orione, advancing with an unnatural limping up the car and repeating "The Lord is my shepherd, I lack nothing at all waiting ... "until he was thrown in a mouth bar.
2) Rock Band: Captain Sensible Outside the church saw the legendary death metal band at Desio "The biggest cocks." But you may be wrong.
Usual return to government with a view of the Gutter North (whatever that is) and confirmation of the limited buffer memory Wicker trying to get out running after following the path following mnemonic: We play football? but when? college? but which one? but who are you? Let me get off!
is not always true that running is good!
is not always true that running is good!
That's it, now off to the next tapasciata!
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