increasingly hectic life of the Patriarch, so I just have time to read the latest bestseller Theodore of Mopsuestia ... It 's a life of sacrifice, but someone has to do it well.
However here's one more round of agggiornamenti hoping to regain the route plan (otherwise lashes and eunuchs!)
Tour of Gippsland Because of vast distances, the Pillars of Hercules, the sea monsters and the natural reticence of the barbarians infidel is difficult for the patriarch to have news of your events che si svolgono negli angoli più lontani della nostra terra.
Ma a volte la Provvidenza giunge in soccorso delle noste limitate capacità.
A causa infatti di una tempesta improvvisa l'Eunuco di ritorno da Cipango è stato trascinato in una terra lontana ed inospitale ( colonia penale di ceffi albioici) riuscendo a darci testimonianza di una gara che vedeva schierato un oscuro ciclista della Bar Etiopia: Zak Dempster.
Allontanato dal lanista dopo gli scarsi risultati, il buon Zak ha raccontato di aver lavorato come mozzo su una nave di pirati malesi, e che dopo la cattura e la decapitazione degli stessi ad opera di alcune navi di Prete Gianni, era stato costretto a guadagnarsi da vivere esibendosi su un monociclo along with the strange animals with pouch.
Fortunately for him the cycling races are held there too, and so good Zak has found a way to earn glory (if not points as the race is classified as semi-professional)
To reward the efforts of the eunuch castaway and the poor cyclist emigrant give a brief summary of the race for glory.
The stage: annulled because the jury's carriage was engulfed by a strange worm-like creature drawn to the rhythmic sound of pedal cyclists.
II stage: class Zak shows off just before the bend and repeated slashes (literally so) of the Local sprinter with criminal records in 12 counties of Albion.
stage III: canceled for a rain of bullfrogs that made the last few kilometers a little risky for the riders.
stage IV: Zak Dempster did not miss the opportunity to attack decisively taking off along with a colorful group of local marsupials (known during previous performances). On the target group could gain enough for Zak to wear the leader's jersey (recognizable when all the other runners are shirtless).
Stage V (also known as carousel the fish market) Zak controlled the situation, and a true heir to the cannibal decided also plays the sprint.
So finally coming stage, mesh and final victory for the faint Zak between the public (all guests of the local penal colony). Clash between the foot and the ball is held so the hammers spaccasassi impresina the young Zak that now, perhaps, will report back to his Paroni.
17th Post Danmark Rundt
What could be more captivating than a cycling race-stamp?
Few things, indeed, for this purpose I selected a eunuch for a detailed account of this unusual race.
The rule is very simple: first you start with a normal cycling race, then in chronological order of arrival, participants must correctly recognize some stamps drawn at random from the jury (chaired by Stanley Gibbon in person). Our
, alas, did not shine particularly at the stage of stamps (especially Oliphant of sneezing were not valued by philatelists), but something has happened in the third stage. The sorcerer
Cavendish having lost all hope of reaching the Rose Jersey Gronchi fact decided to embark on a flight and then be able to play the victory in front of the catalog Bolaffi.
Aided by his powerful sprint, numerous (and suspicious) winds that blew the stamps of their opponents by an extraction favorable (triskelling who can not see a yellow?) succeed, get on the podium.
Big party for Paroni and announced a special stamp Byzantine mosaic (postal union protests veiled by weight).
Flemish League against time
With typical originality that distinguishes them, the Flemings decided to compete in the race against time separately with respect to race online. Just
giuntaci news we sent out our Eunuch spot to appreciate a duel which deploys some of our most promising, unfortunately the results were not up to the best of our aspettative.Il Dominique was being "Beef" Cornu (5 ° to 18 points), weighed down as a workhorse Frisian, was unable to repeat the success of the U23 World. The strict
Richard Paron had explicitly forbidden to go to the basement of the sponsor Tabarez, but the Belgian was evil already managed to get some interesting wines with which he filled his water bottle. It 's very likely that the restaurant's second Sangiovese has cost at least twenty seconds. Among the general astonishment
7th for one of the revelations of the underworld cyclist this year Oliver "Soez" Kaisen that occurred at the start with a walking stick lens simulating a slight limp. The judges discovered now the trick but still good Kaisen brought home 14 points for the cause. That the prize "I thought only good for the racecourse arena and instead looks a little 'can finish him?
Sparkassen Giro Bochum
The tour stops at the ATM in Bochum has now become a classic of our calendar goto.Quest 'year, our kids are left with more preparation and a PIN with a suitable international draw (remember how Matzenbacher paid if the disabling of the Cirrus your credit card?)
Despite all the precautions Swiss cyclists were still the masters of the race, already the second kilometer, agreed the Swiss and blocked some doors accused of not complying with Basel 2.
Many of our boys were so blocked and had to resort to cash (which worsen their credit record).
the second lap the fluctuation in the U.S. mortgage eliminate some other unsuspecting suitors who had addocchiato some residential properties in Bochum good hope in floating rates.
During the third and final round the last trap set by the Swiss: a test UCI / WADA surprise with the request to rattle off his IBAN. Our
collapsed in front of the smart request: one to manage the mighty hunter of wolves Peter Velits, given the scarcity credit institutions in his native land, if he drew with a simple code (1,2,3, Fugger!).
eight points for the pate du pavé and the certainty that I will be making some progress in the case of banking to our tadpoles.
Solita fool Steven Cozza surprised at the Central Bank of Bochum as he tried to take delivery of 1 million euro wearing a mask with the features of Nixon.
For the Patriarch concludes today, the next installment in the Tour of Ireland and the charts!
