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many races, so much honor!

Pandette-river of your beloved patriarch to recover a bit 'lost time due to the Council of Recco (two excommunicated heretics and plenty of libation of cake).

Tour of Lepreciani (attach photos sinful)

the end even our friends in the little people have organized their tour. Fully programmed on the rugged hills of Fairyland at least promised to be interesting and therefore we could not avoid some of the eunuchs to be sent (suitably dressed Lepreciani) to observe the fight. In the early stages

nothing special to report, except to worry constantly moved arrival by a party of Gremlin in the mood for jokes.
some cyclists because of these continuous deviations submitted a written petition to the queen Titania who intervened with hardness (Petrification and Brine for Gremlin). Under the watchful eye of the queen could take the race with a much steeper regolarmentare. In the third stage
volatona generally led by a group of gnomes (later disqualified for improper use of steam power) and the cyclists who survived the tough climb of Mount gingerbread. The equivalent of
Richeze Cellars Tabarez was placing an amazing third place immediately celebrated with wine and Pan Via Rohrirrim.
The next day the silver steering wheel (obviously at ease in environments fantasy) was repeated on the long straight final-Menzoberranz Menzoberranz, bowing only to a dark elf definitely benefited from the sprint held in the dark.
Another party-based Pan Via and as many as 6 points total for the wineries Tabarez.
reprimand to Steven Cozza caught in the act to urinate on the roots of an Ent! For him, this suggests a rather long stay at Cirith Ungol.

ENECO Tour
The organizers of cycling races are increasingly frantically searching for new areas where they compete in the races, perhaps for this reason they invented a region (ENECO?) That you can not find on any map geographical allocation of the empire.
Nemmeno Cosma Indicopleuste, il nostro viaggiatore più valente, ha saputo indicarci dove si trovasse questo fantomatico ENECO.
Dobbiamo perciò fidarci di quanto ci ha portato la legazione franca ( ammessa alla mia presenza solo dopo un giusto lavacro) e riportarvi i risultati così come sono riportati nel trattaello " Dei risultati dell'Eneco Tour: dove molte e valenti cose vengono narrate dall'autore" ad opera di un certo Abate Bulbarellus.

Della prima tappa non sappiamo nulla, in quanto l'opera ci è pervenuta incompleta a causa di un attacco di scimmie cinocefale che pare infieriscano in modo particolarmente aggressivo contro i commentatori latini.
Nella seconda tappa cominciava lo spettacolo dello stregone Mark Cavendish who, devoid of round and spectators in the street, unable to penetrate the large front of the whole group (30 points for the Pave du paron pate that is starting to adopt the practices of the young boy wizard).
But the dominion of poor team trichological Paron, was strengthened in the next stage where a dense and colorful group of cyclists (some crops along the road to make up the numbers) came out Steven "Catwoman" Caethoven for an honorable second place (20 points and ).
Then the race continued without our showed no interest for an event invented most of the annual meeting of the albino pigeon.
However, deigning the duel, the frieze Pro Tour (prodest would say that our fathers) points are awarded to all our talented who are just arrived at the bottom: all of pate du Pavè Cavendish, Caethoven and Kaisen (for a total of 9 punticino honest)

23rd Rothaus Regio-Tour
As the patriarch of Byzantium know many of the major figures of the old empire, and between them I can not exclude the Electors of Saxony.
Known for their luxury, and a modest autoconsiderazione the basketball players from the past (because of their height) are not certainly among the most humble and simple people of the continent. Perhaps for this edition of Rothaus Tour this year was distinguished by the splendor too excessive (last mile of each stage is completely paved with gold). However
eunuch in our mission takes us back to important news of the performance of our young heroes (especially a ...)
From the second stage, the team of Colonel Mutombo put on a great show that Ignatiev was able to grab third place after have struggled on the slippery little golden arrival (on which caliber to make negative comments, we reserve).
Third place was celebrated as the victory of a World Cup Coffee Mutombo at home, also in relation to their performance is not brilliant this year the team has been collecting. But the young Mikhail
had all the elements as to astonish paron and ensure its passage in the higher category; peciò prevailed in stage IV going to occupy a good position in the standings and giving a victory to their lanista (which was definitely needed). Eventually Mikhail
"Loyola" Ignatiev (as is saving the team) ended with the second place overall (excellent even if the race had not really a parterre de roi). By adjusting a total of 78 points to the team.

Giro dei Goti
Why do I need to do a tour of the Goths, you say? Well
but because we are the Ostrogoths, Visigoths, Vandals, Pechenegs, the Germans and so many other tribe that is genuinely complex to count them all. On the other hand would be a snub to deprive these people so full of sensitivity of their bicycle race.
And so this year a couple of eunuchs were sent on site to brief their patriarch jog on the barbarous.
At first glance it seemed that Palace could have been Blacherne save travel costs of the two eunuchs (since none of our could not even approach the podium), but the 5th stage (tough uphill), the duo could Velitis Monfort-in ' firm stand with a gap to the best content.
Since then, the tycoon Ciauscolo Peige moved directly into the forest in order to assist the Teutoburg closely its champion in the making.
It was right because, after two fly an interim Ommiade as a protectorate, cheese Monfort was performing in the final time trial resulting in a 14 th place (less good Velits).
the end so a big premium for a complete boy (a little 'climb and a bit timer for 59 points!) Which bodes well for the future of the Ethiopian Bar.
Brodin for the pate du Pavè to pick up 19 points rewarded with Velits.La race also come to the end and Terpstra Greipel: 3 points each and an invitation to review the preparation (or even just to make it, to begin with)

36th GP Industria & Crafts Carnaghese
Interesting garetto that this takes place in the time domain of the anti, if only because my two eunuchs were able to fill the time available with a nice anti-leafleting operation-corrupt-Roman papacy. Too bad for the twelve
flogged received, but so much so, that's the price of information!
Returning to the facts of the duel, they had to record the usual clashes between the two factions of Industry and Crafts. First cachinni and jokes, then sickle and hoe, these events have certainly not benefited the festive atmosphere of the race, which is still played regularly. On the way
considerably corrugated shows off the mercenaries and foreign Lanzichenecchi (Axelsson, Passeron, Sabido). The young cyclist Sheena Easton was putting in the flight and was just bringing in the final sprint to the chair where, without effort, slipped all the comrades to escape. Rejoicing
out of control for the Sheena Easton paron always looking for the nephew of hate (being the son of now retired) and 70 points also very greedy.

For the moment there is tutto.Il patriarch to the next appointment with Pandette Vuelta Gp Fourmies, Tour of Poland and Tour of Britain (By Jove!)

rank: They shake the distances in the group. Everything is ready for the final sprint! Who will be the black shirt??

Wine Degustation
Tabarez 964 725
Richelieu Pate du Pavè 572 288
Mutombo
Coffee Bar 245

Ethiopia

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Zak and marsupials

increasingly hectic life of the Patriarch, so I just have time to read the latest bestseller Theodore of Mopsuestia ... It 's a life of sacrifice, but someone has to do it well.

However here's one more round of agggiornamenti hoping to regain the route plan (otherwise lashes and eunuchs!)

Tour of Gippsland Because of vast distances, the Pillars of Hercules, the sea monsters and the natural reticence of the barbarians infidel is difficult for the patriarch to have news of your events che si svolgono negli angoli più lontani della nostra terra.

Ma a volte la Provvidenza giunge in soccorso delle noste limitate capacità.

A causa infatti di una tempesta improvvisa l'Eunuco di ritorno da Cipango è stato trascinato in una terra lontana ed inospitale ( colonia penale di ceffi albioici) riuscendo a darci testimonianza di una gara che vedeva schierato un oscuro ciclista della Bar Etiopia: Zak Dempster.

Allontanato dal lanista dopo gli scarsi risultati, il buon Zak ha raccontato di aver lavorato come mozzo su una nave di pirati malesi, e che dopo la cattura e la decapitazione degli stessi ad opera di alcune navi di Prete Gianni, era stato costretto a guadagnarsi da vivere esibendosi su un monociclo along with the strange animals with pouch.

Fortunately for him the cycling races are held there too, and so good Zak has found a way to earn glory (if not points as the race is classified as semi-professional)

To reward the efforts of the eunuch castaway and the poor cyclist emigrant give a brief summary of the race for glory.

The stage: annulled because the jury's carriage was engulfed by a strange worm-like creature drawn to the rhythmic sound of pedal cyclists.

II stage: class Zak shows off just before the bend and repeated slashes (literally so) of the Local sprinter with criminal records in 12 counties of Albion.

stage III: canceled for a rain of bullfrogs that made the last few kilometers a little risky for the riders.

stage IV: Zak Dempster did not miss the opportunity to attack decisively taking off along with a colorful group of local marsupials (known during previous performances). On the target group could gain enough for Zak to wear the leader's jersey (recognizable when all the other runners are shirtless).

Stage V (also known as carousel the fish market) Zak controlled the situation, and a true heir to the cannibal decided also plays the sprint.

So finally coming stage, mesh and final victory for the faint Zak between the public (all guests of the local penal colony). Clash between the foot and the ball is held so the hammers spaccasassi impresina the young Zak that now, perhaps, will report back to his Paroni.

17th Post Danmark Rundt

What could be more captivating than a cycling race-stamp?

Few things, indeed, for this purpose I selected a eunuch for a detailed account of this unusual race.

The rule is very simple: first you start with a normal cycling race, then in chronological order of arrival, participants must correctly recognize some stamps drawn at random from the jury (chaired by Stanley Gibbon in person). Our

, alas, did not shine particularly at the stage of stamps (especially Oliphant of sneezing were not valued by philatelists), but something has happened in the third stage. The sorcerer

Cavendish having lost all hope of reaching the Rose Jersey Gronchi fact decided to embark on a flight and then be able to play the victory in front of the catalog Bolaffi.

Aided by his powerful sprint, numerous (and suspicious) winds that blew the stamps of their opponents by an extraction favorable (triskelling who can not see a yellow?) succeed, get on the podium.

Big party for Paroni and announced a special stamp Byzantine mosaic (postal union protests veiled by weight).

Flemish League against time

With typical originality that distinguishes them, the Flemings decided to compete in the race against time separately with respect to race online. Just

giuntaci news we sent out our Eunuch spot to appreciate a duel which deploys some of our most promising, unfortunately the results were not up to the best of our aspettative.Il Dominique was being "Beef" Cornu (5 ° to 18 points), weighed down as a workhorse Frisian, was unable to repeat the success of the U23 World. The strict

Richard Paron had explicitly forbidden to go to the basement of the sponsor Tabarez, but the Belgian was evil already managed to get some interesting wines with which he filled his water bottle. It 's very likely that the restaurant's second Sangiovese has cost at least twenty seconds. Among the general astonishment

7th for one of the revelations of the underworld cyclist this year Oliver "Soez" Kaisen that occurred at the start with a walking stick lens simulating a slight limp. The judges discovered now the trick but still good Kaisen brought home 14 points for the cause. That the prize "I thought only good for the racecourse arena and instead looks a little 'can finish him?

Sparkassen Giro Bochum

The tour stops at the ATM in Bochum has now become a classic of our calendar goto.Quest 'year, our kids are left with more preparation and a PIN with a suitable international draw (remember how Matzenbacher paid if the disabling of the Cirrus your credit card?)

Despite all the precautions Swiss cyclists were still the masters of the race, already the second kilometer, agreed the Swiss and blocked some doors accused of not complying with Basel 2.

Many of our boys were so blocked and had to resort to cash (which worsen their credit record).

the second lap the fluctuation in the U.S. mortgage eliminate some other unsuspecting suitors who had addocchiato some residential properties in Bochum good hope in floating rates.

During the third and final round the last trap set by the Swiss: a test UCI / WADA surprise with the request to rattle off his IBAN. Our

collapsed in front of the smart request: one to manage the mighty hunter of wolves Peter Velits, given the scarcity credit institutions in his native land, if he drew with a simple code (1,2,3, Fugger!).

eight points for the pate du pavé and the certainty that I will be making some progress in the case of banking to our tadpoles.

Solita fool Steven Cozza surprised at the Central Bank of Bochum as he tried to take delivery of 1 million euro wearing a mask with the features of Nixon.

For the Patriarch concludes today, the next installment in the Tour of Ireland and the charts!

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Getaway & Dams

And here we are still here among the glowing purple and Byzantine corridors of power due to an update on the results of our young hopefuls. Eunuchs increasingly breathless come from all over the globe, with results sometimes happy, sometimes disastrous, but always stabilianti.
task of your Patriarch is therefore to save your souls with ordered and succinct reports.


GP Gerrie Kneteman
Who is the man I see? Keane sing in the streets of Byzantium with their loud lyres.
More or less this is the same thing that you should be requested from the audience of Gerrie Kneteman pull out when they saw the finish line first for the young Olivier Kaisen.
Despite the general disbelief of the Belgian pate du Pavè succeed, the victory, throwing his lanista in complete unconsciousness.

The race took place with no special surprises until kilometer 100 ° when a sudden police raid (led locally by whistle-blowers tipped off some of Mr. Soez) had blocked all the cyclists for a check on some suspected of smuggling of tubular .
All except one ... the diabolical Kaisen Soez had in fact able to carry out cycling pace towards the finish. At the finish
huge discussions among lanista and proposed disqualification for Kaisen, but also at the photo finish was not possible to demonstrate that the informer was lame in some way related to him (and 70 for the pate du Pavè).

tour
The Gaul within Gallia deserves a separate chapter because of the importance of the race, but all in all for our young people is still too ambitious to hope for something more than a place or a win to see what they did the tappa.Ma Our bishops in detail:

Cavendish: The wizard was pate du Pavè sided with the goal of hitting a placement in the first stages in the land of Albion (and fall out of time in the arrival of the first tumuli Druidic).
Unfortunately, the young man after a promising start (9 ° and 10 ° in the first two stages) had the unfortunate fate of colliding with a supporter at 21 kilometers from the arrival of Mordred the third stage. A
nothing was worth the spell of "Self-Healing" launched by the young wizard who must also complete a short physical confrontation with the rowdy usurper. Upon arrival of the brave step
Mark was forced to withdraw to the land of the Fisher King to take care of wounds. But the promise is to come back stronger than before.

Di Gregorio: All Byzantium was waiting for the test of this young rider who last year had impressed everyone around the Dauphiné in the end but things did not go as hoped. During the fourth stage the group proceeded quietly through the crowded market of a town. The faithful monkey Remy (perched on handlebars) saw, among the stalls of various kinds, to sweets and dry fruits.
A quick blow to the handlebars to reach the coveted peanut was enough to send Remy tumbling to the ground.
Result: fractured elbow for Remy and a large sweet stewed monkey offered by the rider on its own teammates. It will be for next year (without the first).

Lequatre: With more metal in the body of a Teutonic knight Geoffroy was sent by Sheena Easton to pick up some points in the early stages of sprint.
But all around him did not begin well: Dappprima metal detectors of various newsroom terribly slow it down (he must present to punch a day before everyone else) and then to the sixth stage of the passage near the Magnetic Societe du Gaule physically forced him to stop.
Staccato together with a large piece of rock by some talented stonemasons Breton was sent back on a specially reinforced by caique paron of Sheena Easton.
We are sure to see him back soon maybe in areas less susceptible to these phenomena.

Burghardt: Tour goto anonymous young but has already given their best during the preseason. Marcus did not enter into any run, did not burn hotel rooms, not extravagant assumed doping and no representations raving. However
failure to succeed, all the other young stars, ie finish the tour without leaving out of time (127 °). So the good Marcus earned 6 points for the cause that the Patriarch with a special edict rose to 8 to reward the uniqueness of the gesture (and already the Spa you hear the grumble of complaints ...).

72nd GP Stad Zottegem-Dr. Tistaert Prijs
First of all a bit 'part of town (ah Byzantium cradle of civilization!). The
Dr.Tistaert Frisian dialect is an eminent poet who composed odes of great importance to the cultural history of his people (remember his poem of 4000 hendecasyllables primarily used to plug flaws in the Polder).
Stad Zottegem is instead a form of popular commedia dell'arte Limburgian depicting the young gullible city that is beaten, bound and left to wait in a dam generally at high tide (a typical example of the subtle comedy Limburg).
These two are so important cultural figures of the Holy Roman Empire are appropriately celebrated with a race rider of greater thickness.
This year one of our starters are distinguished only promettentissimo Frederic Amorison that with his sixth place got 16 points to paron of Sheena Easton.
After the race the reading of a work of Tistaer was interrupted by a violent flood (it seems dolosa).

Classement parbleu !

Cantine Tabarez 940
Degustation Richelieu 652
Patè du Pavè 477
Caffè Mutombo 210
Bar Etiopia 186

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Eccoci finalmente tornati in attività piena. Bisanzio ferve come sempre di lavoratori, cospiratori, eretici ed eunuchi sui quali veglia la luce del vostro patriarca !!

Con un po' di difficoltà ho ricevuto rapporti da tutte le gare dell'orbe, ma il numero è talmente soverchio che in questo messaggio dovrò limitarmi ad una prima parte, lasciando i vostri sensi nella feconda attesa della seconda parte.

Route du Sud

Una corsa classica e sempre interessante quella della rotta del Sud anche per via del suo premio in Rum caraibico e spezie di contrabbando.

I ragazzi al via si trovavano un po' in difficoltà tra i vari ammenicoli nautici, specialmente Naibo il cui caicco appoppava vistosamente a dritta. Ma dopo un sapiente lavoro dei meccanici tutto veniva sistemato nel modo migliore e l'eroe del giro 2006 (il Pirata Maglianera ?) poteva partire con un visto paterazzo di fortuna.

Tuttavia (concedete a un vecchio patriarca i suoi giochi di parole) la fortuna non arrideva in modo particolare ai nostri durante la tortuosa navigazione.

Alla fine il migliore risultava essere il pirata Stubbe that with a single sail Parakeet could bring home a 11th place that it re-evaluates a bit in the eyes of the governor of Tortuga and its coach (17 points).

Poor Naibo instead had to settle for a 29th place which left him just outside the points.

news of the other participants have been lost in the Sargasso Terrazzani blessed! Better luck next year.

Tour of Qinghai

continues the tradition of our friends from the yellow skin to play the game in this place which is considered by UNESCO as World Heritage ascertained outbreak of avian influenza.

year But the boys have become very smart and did not attend mass in the event (despite the blandishments based Won Ton). Only character close to our deployed heroes Martin Mares good that has succeeded in winning a stage of nearly 3,000 meters above sea level.

released from quarantine as soon as we hasten to congratulate him.

Sachsen Tour

Considering almost all the sweeter race calendar for the peculiarity of the road surface is completely covered with a chocolate icing and jam, it is also treacherous race if you just drop two drops of water (which this year it happened on time). At

first stage was therefore a great rainy paciugo with multiple drops sweetened soft impact.

In general chaos shone but the class of turbine Greipel who could put all the other contenders also because of its overt allergy to chocolate.

At the start of the second stage the number of withdrawals caused by sudden spotty bellyfuls the previous day, again showed good Greipel a stoic attitude and pointed right at the finish line without much resistance from their opponents.

Two wins for the Turbine that exalt the lanista of Sheena Easton and metttevano, it is appropriate to say, the icing on the cake of a great season so far (30 points per Greipel + 16 mesh for the two stages). In the overall standings

nothing to report yet another benefit if you do not under-tone Niki tempStr he could in the difficult business of finishing off the points for a single location. Sadness and dismay for a shooting star? As always, we'll see.

Tour de Wallonie

Anyone who thinks that this race is held at the Hadrian's Wall is wrong (and two eunuchs now under the whip know) in fact the race is a fun jaunt through the Wallonia Wallonia.

Our army of predators for the races one day he went to mass at the start to move further classification that, at least in leadership seems to be a little static.

The race was characterized by a wind that swept the incredible cyclists like bowling pins (one at home English Wind) as our heroes struggle hard to get used to. In the first step in good Amorison ended just outside the points (5 °) and also repeated in the last (8th) without much luck.

The final score will be placed (surprise) the aerodinamicissimo Steven Caethoven, who with his 16th place gave 17 points to his mentor. Always trust the good old Steven.

Brixia

Continuing the search for Mr. Ratti eunuch of my confidence came across this strange race played Celtic But on the ground delll'impero Roman, interest and dedication drove him to deliver to the patriarch's a brief commentary on the dispute.

None of our talented runners from Italian soil appeared at the start (the mystery over the fate of Rats and Hermes therefore remained intact) while the contract was therefore decided by the usual sprinters strapaesani known only at the native village. Our

brought home by placing a few Neapolitan grin: Pavel Brutt 54, 81 Passeron, 82 Ignatiev. Giocateveli on the wheel of Ephesus and St. Demetrius can help you.

Tour of Austria

Forget the Tour, the Vuelta, the Tour Ronde and ... the true scale of cycling is Austria!

Not for nothing were born here as cyclists incredible Totschnig, Kohl, Harald Maier (winner of the Giro del Trentino 1985), Riebenbauer e. .. we could go on for days.

So, with proper reverence of one who treads a mythical audience, the nost guys headed to Austria hopeful.

The weight was increased on the shoulders of Stubbe (under par so far) and Matzenbacher (enfant du pais) watchlist by their manager.

During the first stages in young people had no way of showing off, and in fact the first fraction was even Baldato the oldest in the group!

But gradually, overcome with emotion, something moved ... In stage V Tom "the bluff" Stubbe remained at the foot of the podium (4) entering the drain but just made sure an interesting position in the standings. In the final time trial

Olivier "Soez" Kaisen gave the first signs of his presence with an eighth place finish in less than a minute behind the winner, but was, as usual, impossible to congratulate him because of his ineffable chameleons.

The overall good finally rewarded Stubbe (16 ° and are 17 points) while the poor had to settle for Kaisen 65 th place and an autograph lawyer Kobayashi.

A little note for the Hamlet-like ending his labor Matzanbacher 45 ° off the points and without having excelled in any stage, only comment Now Is The Winter of Our Discontent! phrase to which we dedicate this edition of the photo also

Soon the faithful report of Tour (with the drama of Remy), Post Danmark Rundt, Sparkassen Giro Bochum, GP Stad Zottegem and Tour of Ireland.

Rank

Cellars Tabarez 940

Degustation

pate du Richelieu 628 407 Pavè
Coffee Bar Ethiopia
Mutombo 210 186

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The State of the Nations (aha Ahaa)

After the forced transfer of the August patriarchal notary office in inaccessible hills Thrace, Asia Minor, for your leadership
spiritual has become very complex to be able to maintain an acceptable rate of update cycle. Much of the August
time of the patriarch is indeed lost in inane transfers along the Golden Horn, a situation that certainly annoying but
adequately incite popular uprisings can certainly fix it again.
Leaving aside for a moment we turn to domestic issues without fail (assuming that the reports are made by the trust
eunuchs statement was never more true ...) to the latest report of the races.

National Championships
As you know every nation, people, village, theme and would like to express a centuria proprio campione agli occhi dell'augusto imperatore, per questo motivo anche quest'anno i valenti ciclisti si sono dati aspra battaglia nelle competizioni nazionali. Lo sforzo per seguirle tutte
è stato invero notevole ma ripagato certamente da alcune interessanti prestazioni e da alcune sonanti delusioni.

Campionato Goto: Turbina Show !
I simpatici goti hanno organizzato come sempre una corsa inappuntabile sia per l'appuntamento contro la clessidra, sia per la gara in linea. Nella gara a tempo ha davvero brillato la veloce turbina Greipel che, complice delle condizioni climatiche un po' ballerine, è riuscito a
portare a casa un onorevolissimo quarto posto ( 20 di punti di giustezza) while the more specialist Christian Muller had to settle for 8 th (14 points to break a hunger strike that began to cause some concern).
But the turbine was not sufficiently satisfied with their performance, and so, in a race dominated by a flight out of reach, our lovable sprinter managed to establish itself in the bunch sprint for a fine 7th place (16 points in any case other than fruit).
So it has not made any national jersey (best, considering that they are made in chainmail) good Greipel seemed to be the moral winner of the nation Gota: ready to bounce back next year for more laurels.

Championship Ostrogoths Much ado about nothing! In the championship
Ostrogoths (Osterreich) competition is always fierce as this land of great cycling talent (as say the mob who frequents taverns of dubious quality), and certainly no one more embodies the passion for these souls, if not the barbarians
Pavè du pate.
Unfortunately this year that passion was not the point rewarded. Disappointment across the board except for the 6th place of the more difficult to say that Matzanbacher, devoid of shakespeaeriano brother was satisfied with the meager minimum wage giving the team 12 points (which is the first of a season so far as the tragedy Titus Andronicus) . The
paron the Pave du pate talented researchers has already unleashed throughout the territory not to miss the next year the coveted coat of mail and Helige Lange.

Championship Orange: Niki stick!
Perhaps the poor Niki was loaded with too many responsibilities, maybe the fact that he stuck in a dam at the start
has not helped, maybe it was not fed properly for Babybel ... It is not known, the good thing is that Niki "Storm" Tepstra firm has managed the incredible finish out the top ten in the league against the Orange hourglass. It 'was actually preceded by a neighbor who drove all the timing bet with heavy wooden clogs !
no words when his manager, however, the 12 th place 9 points and as many fruits are very few, disappointment is a little subdued.
course Niki march briskly toward the Worst Kept Promises of the year (if not a worse ...). Tom Stubbe

Championship Leprechaun: Oh Fairy Queen!
Also interesting is the league's leprechaun with this strange mix of hunting magic pot and race against the hourglass. The lot of the contenders is indeed very crowded (they were about to enter the eunuch also posted there) but you have to say that what you do not have in terms of numbers is obtained in terms of adventure.
David "Oberon" O'Laughlin had no problem in breaking for the second time in a row (and there are still 25 points boon to the horrible season of Colonel Mutombo) thanks to the fact that the dryads had a debt with him because of some summer watering. It 's true that without help the little people do not win in this competition.

Flemish Championship: Online
nice Flemish For each race deserves attention and respect, therefore, could not be less than the national championship (which indeed also includes valleys between the starters ..).
Our boys are present in large number, had a few tricks to play, but the race has now shown
adverse to the classics favorites. The eternal promise Stubbe (Mutombo Colonel Cross of the season) goes off halfway through the race after a few fleeting attempt. That left the premises of the classical-volatona feuiletton Tom Boonen, but whose plans were ruined by Devolder
with a decisive attack. And our?
The best turned out to be Igor Abakoumov (from clear Flemish origins) who received a sixth place after having slept for the whole season (and are 18 points to the increasingly flawed paron Ricardao). After him, good for 18th place Dominique "Beef" Cornu (6 more points for the wineries Tabarez) and a 25th Steven Caethoven (unfortunately out
the lot of points). At the end of a large restaurant-based Leffe where our promises are different this time and escape to the bush for Tom Stubbe chased by a furious DS for thickets of Flanders.

Duchy of Luxembourg Andy Schleck mocked
In the duchy of operetta Luxembourg opted to compete only in the race against the clock as the streets were too narrow for the mass transition (beh. .. say in group ) cyclists registered to race. Good Andy Schleck some of his game with a victory lent his sister Graziella no change (note that he also had two baguette basket in front), but the best exponent of the new generation of tadpoles made a decision without consulting a local constable in the area. Exploiting fact una migliore conoscenza delle scorciatoie di palazzo Christian Poos riusciva nell'impresa di battere il giovane Andy e di indossare la maglia di campione nazionale.
Non avrà invero molte occasioni di indossarla considerando che di lavoro fa il doganiere, ma la soddisfazione resta. Ad Andy un secondo posto, 10 punti e il cappellone d'asino.

Campionato dei Franchi: Apres moi le diluge !
Come altro definire un campionato dove i nostri non riescono a portare a casa nemmeno un punto !! I vari Naibo, DiGregorio, Lequatre, etc. hanno veramente deluso le aspettative. Passi non battere il dottor Moreau che ha in corpo più sostanze di Metamorpho [
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metamorpho to study], but you could certainly try to get in the top positions saw not just the parterre de roi of the event. Best of our Geoffroy Lequatre which ensured a 24th place. Championship to forget!

And here's the ranking that (Thanks to the slow bureaucratic Byzantium) is already changing! But expect the relationships Tour, Route du Sud, Tour of Thuringia and other nuggets of esoteric cycling!

Wine Degustation Richelieu
Tabarez 940 582 390
pate du Pavè
Coffee Bar Ethiopia
Mutombo 193 186

What Can I Substitute For Safflower

Dauphine, Switzerland and other Garette

And we're back to us after a short break due to some legations that your beloved patriarch had to play in the land of the Franks.

Despite the latent hostility of the pro-papal this time the light of Orthodoxy has managed to bring home the skin (on the five tasters also true that I have been assigned by the emperor) and make important political missions (including the purchase of mustard on behalf of protospatharios of Nicaea). E 'unfortunately no opportunity to debate passionately with many schismatics and heretics present but we'll make next summer at the Oscars of the schism of Chalcedon.

on my desk while they are bundled papyrus with the results of races around the world (some interesting indeed) so no more I hold back but step immediately to the notes.

Tour Dauphine

In this fascinating amphibious race that takes place in the tumultuous internal waters of the duchies francs our guys have tried in every way of asserting their rights but the competition was indeed fierce and strong. In stage II

good André Greipel fared with an honorable fifth place after having a bit 'of a problem because of the algae in the return, while in stage IV the increasingly promising Remy Di Gregorio gave a beautiful medal wood (read 4th place) at its Paroni.

So much honor and a few points for a race that, except for the excellent musciame, non ha particolarmente entusiasmato i partenti.

Vittoria finale a Christoph "Dottor" Moreau che premia finalmente il ciclismo pulito, o no ?

Giro di Svizzera

Non fosse altro per i pochi solidi d'oro che il vostro patriarca vi ha depositato per ogni evenienza, la confederazione elvetica esercita da sempre un certo fascino sugli abitanti di Bisanzio ( privi come siamo di fonduta e di neve).

Quivi si svolge l'annuale giro che, frequentato da ciclisti di ottima levatura, rappresenta un altro possibile palcoscenico per i nostri amati giovincelli.

Quest'anno i risultati non sono stati affatto soddisfacenti in modo complessivo, but due to some distinction.

Until the sixth stage nothing to declare (in the true sense of the word) with the usual bottles of funds which abounded among the participants and some interesting attempt to smuggle meat nuts (FORBIDDEN to Byzantium after the council of the 522 Liebig )

Just when the eunuch was sent here abbioccando Rigoberto "Durand" Uran place a time trial in total compliance with a tenth place among the best in the projected overall standings (with great amusement of his Paron dealing with a truly vintage positive).

After a stop transfer without any particular outcome, even Rigoberto "Durand" Uran would come in and hit with a phenomenal attack in the end.

fact, when the group seemed resigned to a group's arrival, a small tear in our final game as an arrow Colombian Rigoberto no one had the strength to reach it.

Moral of the story a great victory for the young subject of Prester John and a great satisfaction for the Sheena Easton continues his battle with the wineries Tabarez.

point out that in the next (and last stage) Monfort was also the cheese, the remaining forces to place eleventh improving its situation is not brilliant so far.

The final shows Rigoberto brave in the top ten (ninth to be exact) result that leads to many points Sheena Easton and is one of the best results ever for our young people in stage races. Following is a constant and reliable Monfort Maxim 21 °.

also points to Matzbacher (66 °) and Burgardt (73 °) for entering into a stage race of the Pro Tour (also purchased the eighth Gerrit Glomser and it is always nice to see the success of Friends Austrogoti)

60 ° Halle-Ingooigem

exciting race which is based on the ancient feud between two families of Dutch and Halle Ingooigem for possession of a mill (of which we give the photo) and that is decided with a challenge instead of cycling ' usual duel with the sword.

still all cyclists are assigned to one of two families (for the green jacket and yellow for Halle Ingooigem) and the race is characterized by the active participation of the public (with the launch of nails, stones and other).

And 'the only race where the winner of the UCI calendar is directly appointed mayor of the town.

thrown into a tumult that our children have tried to do the best they could but it is not easy for young people to orient themselves in this race elimination. A praise is bestowed on so Frederic Amorison who scored an excellent 19th place.

Ster Elektrotoer

beginning of time, before the coming of Orthodoxy, there were two nations vying for world domination: Mu ee Atlantis.

These two powerful nations had powerful weapons and fought without quarter until the complete destruction.

All that remains of them is the Ster Elektrotoer a huge monolith-ship stranded in the middle of the Netherlands every year it hosts this interesting and mysterious race.

In the prologue right at home with the kids Ignatiev who tries to give some 'oxygen of the disastrous season of Colonel Mutombo. Good Mikail guesses the right corridor and manages to get to first on the bridge by turning on life support.

Bella victory and stars of the young Russian cadet. During

the first stage we see a test of the Kobayashi Maru with a good performance by Mark Cavendish (4 °), despite some problems with turbolift.

In stage IV (tubes Jeffries - Jeffries tubes) volatona rank compact (as far as the width of these steps allowed) with our good Cavendish who obtain the sixth win of the season thanks to its ability to ride in zero gravity.

the end of the grueling stage race (cycling through several teleport in the negative) Kahn Noonien Singh the winner was disqualified for irregular increase in genetic and so all our children could climb one position. Peter Velits (with its twelfth place) earned his stars for younger and assignment of a five-year mission on Andoria (rejected due to the good offices of his paron). He was followed by 20th place Ignatiev and Pavel Brutt 30 °.

And that's all ... But the rankings are waiting for the next post with the results of the national championships (Suspence as they say in Thrace).

Photius

Buying Basketball Face Guard Mask

pelota and Colombian Rigoberto

buen withdrawal from my summer palace overlooking the Golden Horn finally receive news from my trusty eunuchs scattered all over our beloved land, flat (not still under the complete domination of Byzantium but this will the emperor in his rightness).

In this year of revelations and surprising results even your Photius preferred to run for cover subjected to close scrutiny their eunuchs, before some evil tongue crept false statements.

glad that I announce the pharmacists involved in the control did not find anything particularly odd, therefore we can say of an agony to practice honest, reporting the facts as they occurred.

GP Triberg Schwarzwald - 1.1

Interesting Gothic race across town only unpronounceable for which a ruling is sought, however impeccable by cyclists.

The race hangs boldly in favor of French-speaking (meaning Franks), because for every wrong decision is imposed as penalty, a tour of the village in question. Given the premise that the race could not be propitious to men more accustomed to these lands.

Peter Velits brought home an amazing third place (he did not waste any time to check the traps who knows ...) that gave 30 points to lanista of pate du pavé. The more surprising

Björn Papstein are grabbing an 8 th place thanks to his buds that provide a near-perfect condition (and are 13 points to the good old Tabarez). All other Malino, except Jairus Ermeti who strive for close 33 °, often betrayed by diaeresis and umlaut.

44th GP Kanton Aargau / Gippingen - 1.HC

Garona

of illustrious memory if only because the emperor loved Pavè Stefen Wesemann.

It takes place entirely in the enchanted realm of Aargau, where the honey runs in rivers and trees bloom sausages (the Patriarch Note: Doping on the specific result of this we are investigating eunuch, forgive ).

The race up and down through winding roads and then lead the talented cyclists in the most hospitable valley Gippingen where the group came after some ginned contrattachi of attacks and part of both cyclists of local bandits.

the end for our little glory: the surprising (at last beginning to make for what I paid, a little voice whispers from the Baths of Zeusippo) Peter Velits takes home a 15th place worth 7 points. The best of our after Peter Tom Stubbe, mysterious object until now complicit in the lackluster season of Coffee Mutombo.

17th Basque Cycling - 2.HC

First, as Basque is a bicycle made? Because only the naive think they can run with their bikes this tough race.

sir ... To all outward The bikes are replaced with light cycles made of wicker and vaguely similar to a basket pelota wheels.

Then all the spectators are provided with a hard plastic ball with which to target the cyclists around the percorso.Una very tough race and this year it has also put the time that has plagued the cyclists did not happen as the Grand Prix Anchorage.

However, in this whirl of wind and rubber balls is finally shining star of Rigoberto "Duran" Uran which, if not very suitable to the harsh climate, it has done in the gym to dodge far more risky Medellin.

So good to Rigoberto stopwatch, while the other fell victim to the hail, shooting a respectable performance by winning the race (and are 20 points!).

Unfortunately for him the race was canceled due to bad weather (after the freezing of the entire jury) to which the service was not counted in the overall standings. Too bad, the provision remains capitalized.

The bike continued without shaking (apart from those on the back of cyclists) until its natural end with the victory of Constantine "Viva" Zaballa. But Rigoberto could carve out a niche in the standings with 24 th place (they are 9 points) beat the last stage of Roman Kreuziger who finish 22 ° (11 points).

Nothing to be done, for Currently, the wineries Tabarez not give up!

Tour of Luxembourg

not easy, believe me, arrange a tour of Luxembourg of high quality without using spells to decrease cyclists.

The duchy in question is so small that each sprint is likely to nock some customs with deleterious results for ciclisti.Oltretutto this is the only race in the world where each cyclist are assigned on its future performance that are indexed in time real ranking.

A complex system that the first year the win Franck Svizzerot a fat banker Bern not particularly fast Cycling.

today with financial advisor also cyclists come out best.

However the race was in all respects a disastrous boredom (with the auditors to become the main protagonist, but this is a race HC ???), only really interesting to note winning the first leg of Ariel "Rose" Richeze. The young sprinter

spot-on, a true expert, Argentine bonds just jumped a wheel and all other Company. Great victory and 20 points.

not meant anything bad that even the great Amorison thanks to a couple of placings very interesting (and a couple of hedge funds), closed the 15th in the standings (and are 18 points).

Continue Sheena Easton-duopoly Cellars Tabarez. And the others? Well, Aaron "Wandering Jew" Kemps was blocked by the 50 th place (with good Parmalat in pocket), Evan Oliphant 66 ° and the "reserve" Rui Costa 62 degrees (not bad, maybe next year a niche as a starter. ..).

Ah, for the series amazing things the competition was won by Gregory Rast! (Mah).

Veenendal-Veenendal

The shortest race of all the cycling calendar is like a kilometer launched stored. In fact, having to play entirely in the town of sprawling Veenendal not the organizers have tried to compensate for the difficulties with distance.

There are four 90 ° bends (one protected by timidly Babybel) that are a challenge for cyclists. It seems that many riders of the Palio has refused to run this race.

But the agony is prestigious and that's why the way some of our heroes.

The best placement is for the unleashed Amorison (25 points courage) followed not far from the as fegatoso Caethoven (7 ° and 18 punticino).

Out points for a single position Oliver Kaisen (22 ° handlebars came without confirming the tough battle) then 51 ° Niki Terpstra.

Among crashed remind Evan Oliphant incastratosi with the trunk between the clothes hanging in a local Olandesina.

Rank
The battle continues to the sound of two battleships of points, while the pate du Pavè that brings together a decent season. The sinking (temporary) and Coffee Bar Ethiopia Mutombo. But the season is sooo long. Wineries
Tabarez 864

Degustation

Pate du Richelieu 493 335 Pavè

Coffee Bar Ethiopia 156 147

Mutombo

Photius greets

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And here we are again, fleeing the giovepluvi that ultimately afflict your Byzantium Patriarch took refuge in his monastic cell to build the complex charts and view reports that the exposures send eunuchs from the four corners of our dear beloved and flat land.

Weeks important ones just ended a tour of Catalonia, around the empire of the West (Italy for some Marranos), the Duchy of Bavaria and around the turn of Cipango that have all ended with incredible performance by our pets

Tour of Italy or The Incredible Schleck

If your beloved patriarch thought he'd seen it all this year with the titanic victory Burghardt in a classic, it had definitely ricredere assistendo ( via eunuco) all'incredibile impresa del giovane e segaligno Schleck.

Il ragazzo sembra essere una specie di Indurain in nuce che si è arreso solo alla mancanza di salite decenti nella terza settimana e alla totale assenza della sua squadra.

Oltre ad occupare la seconda posizione finale nella classifica generale ( 240 punti nuovo record Bizantino di punti) l'abitante del microscopico Ducato ha portato a casa anche il terzo posto nella XII e nel XVII tappa ( e sono altri 30 punti).

Si apre così una breccia grossa come quella di Gerico nella classifica generale, con grande gioia del viziatissimo manager Riccardone che si figura ben altri traguardi nelle prossime stagioni.Abbiamo trovato l'erede Charly Gaul?
But as it always rains in the wet Ariel Richeze also did not want to miss his contribution of good points to the team finishing second in the XVIII and XXI, and final, final step, getting more and more pompous manager to another 50 points.

But if we talk about great heroes we can not forget Charles' Malabrocca "Naib that ugly duckling has become this year Armenian pigeon in St. Mark's Cathedral all'onorevolissimo ending 66 th place (and there are three strategic points -deserved). At this rate, the French could win the tough times around the empire of Constantine XXXV. Who will live (it must be said) will see.

A mention must also crazy Pechenegs (Brutt and Ignatiev) who tried in every way to shine attacking like crazy as soon as the flag was lowered to departure, unfortunately for them the will to power (Wille zur Macht would say a nice Goth ) is still higher than the legs.

pity for their lanista hoped that at least one placement.

Tour of Catalonia or the realm of the Witch

If the news coming from the kingdom of the west were not of that kind, your dedicated the title patriarch would certainly druid sorcerer's businesses in Iberian land.

Al matter of fact, Catalonia Mark Cavendish won two victories at all obvious.

In stage II the sorcerer has a long sprint (10 km to go to the party) fought fiercely by Aaron "Wandering Jew" and the Kemps cabalistic spells. The two continued to exchange ferocious spells coming and going from blackish clouds, resulting in the obvious result of the finish line without noticing. The photo finish (given to a seer, with automatic writing) assigned the victory to Cavendish (30p.) and second place in Kemps (20p.)

Cavendish repeated the sixth round thanks to the fact that the brave Kemps pierced with a sefirot few kilometers from the finish. Devoid of worthy opponents arms and closed the wizard wand raised.

In the third stage time trial of the great performance of Remy "Dolce" Di Gregorio, who despite some health 'dancer showed impressive growth in third place (8p.). It seems that the young man is getting ready for the ride the Dauphiné optimally.

Tour Cipango

After the transformation of our Carp eunuch by one old woman annoyed by the theft of cherries has become quite complex to grasp the details of the race.

Through the intercession of the kind you smoke "Grouper" Beppu we were able to capture at least the final results of this around too full of demons in order to be appreciated by us cautious.

Aurélien Passeron close 50 °, Zak De La Rocha "Dempster is satisfied with a 76 th place and bring home the skin.

Tour of Bavaria

The same organizers of the Giro del Trentino were asked to identify the hilly paths bavaria dishes like the bottom of a mug. With great effort they succeeded, transforming an interesting race in a series of picnics with wine and food overall.

And since our riders are always set in the outings there have been good results.

remarkable final position Peter Velits, pointing to him by his coach as the spearhead of the team, with an 8th place gives 40 points to the team.

To further confirm that this time everything goes well for the wine cellars here Tabarez that Bjorn "buds" Papstein invents a 29th place with 4 points that contribute to the treasure (and speaks volumes about the harshness of competition) A point also Steven Caethoven, Marcus Burghardt and Jairus Ermeti who have completed the ride.

Rank

Break MOSTRUSITY of Cantine Tabarez, Sheena Easton and holds well in the large growth pate du pavé. The two are waiting for now ...

Cellars Tabarez 810

Degustation

pate du Richelieu 439 287 Pavè

Coffee Bar Ethiopia 156 147

Mutombo

In Search of Rats (Part I): No news from the two eunuchs sent to stay at the luxurious Hotel Aurum Court of Butteri where Eddy Ratti was recently spotted while they train hauling 400 pounds of oxen in salita.Le news is confused, it seems hit by a mystical crisis has moved to Subiaco to meditate, and others like him to show Stylites in Cappadocia (where it seems feeds only on honey and give responses about cycling). Other Eunuchs were repayable to the wild lands of Prester John to find it. The mystery continues ....

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Schleck II

Eccoci di nuovo al nostro usuale appuntamento con il ciclismo bizantino, il più amato anche dagli infedeli.

Settimana ricca di gare e di risultati per i nostri ragazzi che finalmente sembrano trovare una forma degna dei notevoli emolumenti che i lanisti pagano annualmente per annoverarli tra le loro fila.

Come sempre gli eunuchi sono stati sguinzagliati tra le varie province dell' Impero Romano di Occidente per riportare fedelmente i fatti più interessanti, eccovi perciò i resoconti appena estratti dalle buste di pergamena ( e abbelliti nella forma poetica dal vostro augusto patriarca).

Tour de Picardie

Allegro French tour which takes place in Picardie, the land known mainly for being the birthplace of Eddy Seigneur, Alexandre Dumas and Jean Racine, and therefore naturally fond of melodrama granguignoleschi.

Our remaining faithful to local tastes have decided to stage a mock kidnapping of mass before the start (with Amorison in the Iron Mask) going to lose their punch in time. Result: none of our approaching to any worthy place! Piovosissima be noted that during the third stage of the mussel Steven Cozza fell decisively in a stream where remained to filter Beat until help arrives. A few weeks stop for him.

International Rheinland-Pfalz Rundfahrt

A race where there are practically all our boys fighting for a place in the sun (or wind considering the weather conditions): Goths, Gauls, Brittany Franks and gave battle on the streets to snatch a possible renewal of contract with the grim lanista.

We see step by step

1Tappa: Festival sprint strapaesana vedeve that our right at the foot of the podium: Steven Caethoven the 4th, 5th and 6th Harald André Greipel Starzengruber. Close but no points.

Step 2: volatone still confusing and even a medal of wood for us with the fourth place of André Greipel.

Step 4: Bad luck continues to pour on our cyclists such as showers of this charming (?) Area of \u200b\u200bGermany. In this case we place a 5 th place with Harald Starzengruber (free of Shakespearean Matzenbacher)

Step 5: The apotropaic gestures while useless eunuchs (useless for lack of substance ...) are used instead of something with Steven Caethoven gill that a good 3rd place and offers three points to his risicatissimi lanista. Nothing to do in the final standings Starzengruber with 24 ° of our best (but they are sprinters ..) followed far enough from Greipel, O'Loughlin and mysterious Stubbe.

Tour of Japan (Cipango)

We get very far fragmentary information from this race that sees running slant-eyed devils and heretics of every kind and sort. However, patriarchy is never without resources and, thanks to the willing eunuchs and a bit 'of good old epatomamnzia, Photius once again can show the progress of our heroes.

First, the Tour of Japan does not have the precise locations because much depends on the permissions of both local and from the events of the Shogun various Oni who often haunt the streets.

For this reason, all stages have the same name Akataka-Ataka (from here to here).

Step 1: Sinuosissimo path between the local lords of the manor that only cyclists Indians could decipher. The wily Zak Dempster (sent into the fray with a bowl of rice and a bottle of sake from his paron) was put to the ribs of two yellow devils could recuparare third place is worth 2 points. Not bad, if only for the effort.

Step 2: Climb a mountain harsh indeed that at the end turned out to be a volcano in full operation by deleting the middle to follow the caravan of runners. A young Kazakhstan won the stage, but immediately behind him came the genial Aurelien Passeron that thanks to his bike with wheels to avoid the effect of asbestos could Pompeii. First points for the annual new Marco Polo cycling.

Step 3: Escape five brave (including the indefatigable Passeron!) Siena realizing acceleration forced by a gang of Pachinko players in protest against any sports activity on land that is not the Japanese Pachinko itself. The protest turned into a brawl when the group met with a mob of extremists tamagochi. In the confused Passeron sprint took the 5th place, leaving the victory all'Italiano Masciarelli.

Intanto il giro continua...

Giro d'Italia
Il giro dell'Impero Romano di Occidente è una gara che occupa gli alti prelati del ciclismo e generalmente non riserva molte soddisfazioni ai giovani che si spaccano la schiena per fare un po' di esperienza, ma quest'anno le cose sembrano differenti ( a partire dal fatto che Naibò non è maglia nerama tranquillamente 66°).

Fino a questo momento si sono messi in luce principalmente Ariel Richeze e Andy Schleck con prestazioni davvero notevoli.

L'argentino volante si è piazzato: 5° nella seconda tappa e 3° nella terza stage, delivering his viziatissimo manager with 13 points. Then not happy with the good impression he tried to put the icing on the cake Petacchi slammed into the barricade, the task remained unfinished, unfortunately, also thanks to the protection of the other sprinters who love the generosity of the break nell'elargire victories.

Andy Schleck is doing instead of feeling!

In the first stage of climb (well say slight slope uphill ... but given the stuff listed in the Tour this year who made the selection ...) good Andy has taken the plunge: get 5th in the group of the best but then not happy with what he did, he attacked like a madman to the Shrine of the Guard!

Good Photius could not believe his eyes after the thrust upward against the odious Di Luca! At the end of this stage the young fool (defined as one that says "I knew the climb but I felt good ....") arrived exhausted but the 3rd (13 points total spoils) and with an enviable position in the standings. We'll see how far resists ...

Rank

Cellars Tabarez 490

Degustation

pate du Richelieu 435 183 Pavè

Coffee Bar Ethiopia 152 127
Mutombo
Meanwhile, the eunuchs were launched to search for Eddy Ratti The now ex-cannibal.

Does A Polyp In The Bladder Need To Be Removed

The Magical Mystery Tour!


Yesterday

special session of the Board of Augustali after verification made on the Carthusian Liber Kyklistòs showing some possible flaws in the system of assigning points.

In a strong opening address, highlighted the differences between Paul Silenziario Giri Giri and three weeks for a week, ritendo scandalous award of the same points to the winner. The

was immediately echoed by Prisco Panion with a scorching indictment of the lack of mathematical competence Helvetians (all accompanied by 249 plates of astrological calculation to verify the assertions) that equate Eneco and Vuelta.

Now in its fourth administrative attention to this sign on your Patriarch intervened with his usual fairness by creating a new category of points just for the two long rides (that already exist Gallic tour last year).

applause, Fast canonization of two hermits Cyrenaica and all the spa.

For lanista point out that this creation only leads to the consequence of removing a bit of points to the poor and Kreuziger Schleck (indeed too much rewarded in the first instance), but it does not affect the ranking of poverty view the results so far obtained in the Pro Tour stage.

Late evening a messenger arrived directly from the land of Prester John complained about the failure to allocate 3 points to Rigoberto Uran Uran-for concluding the tour of Romandie, as always your bubble quickly resolved with patriarchal and cooperation pact between the two empires.

Let the races:

IV days of Dunkirk race
estimated importance to note the good weather that characterizes nearly all of its editions. Despite earlier not particularly brilliant in this race for the colors of Albion (remember some inglorious flight in the 40s) this year finally came the revenge of the witch by Cavendish!

things first

Step 1: Stopwatch flying under water that leaves little room for virtuosity lenticular, the valiant Cornu (Cantine Tabarez) tears a Tempone seems decisive, but then the track dried and the ' huge Belgian has to settle for 7th place. Surprisingly, 4th (especially surprised him) Niki "Storm" Terpstra apt that the right wax and kept miraculously sober: no point but avoided the pillory on the square of the Hippodrome.

Stage 2 of the wizard that starts the show, even mocked by the flight of the day (by a Pole of Slytherin) is able to adjust the group sprint. Lucciconi its paron did not see a cyclist in the first three from the plague of Anatolia.

3Tappa : Continue the Magical Mystery tour of the British druid. Here he devoted himself to the sport of choice for sprinters: the exploits of the Milram train!

So, playing the part to perfection often worn on stage by his sensei spiritual McEwen, the sorcerer speed past everyone for their second win of the season

Step 4: The Wizard remains tethered in a grove because of Ent a spiteful that ruined part of the frame, so the good Stegmann takes off and governs the whole group in the sprint. Bravo!

Step 5: Step tortuous with some ups and downs that the giant Belgian Cornu interprets to wonder just putting on the flight. At the end must yield to the stage victory Ladagnous but manages to wear the leader's jersey for a second.

Stage 6 (already renamed Intrigues and Spells). The start of the race is characterized by remarkable escape of Evan "effervescing" Oliphant who manages to reach a maximum of 4 minutes ahead. Great palpitation for the King of Marches brick, but unfortunately the group has to fight for the leader's jersey and can not leave room for the mighty elephant.

So the group will meet just in time for the intermediate sprint where Ladagnous beats Cornu (and takes over the top for a second!) The decision of the race is postponed to the final sprint.

Part Siedler and with the Milram Zabel and everything seems fine, but at 50 meters from the finish with a "Bamf" suddenly appears to be the wizard who beat the old master (indeed not so decided in the sprint).

Cornu was penalized 10 seconds for the sprint irregular (ie for having illegally tried to do the sprint against a Frenchman) and this guarantees the French Ledagnous a victory easier. Scandal in the stands and among protospatharios! But we know not of francs you can trust ever. Cornu took home 80 points but the viziatissmo paron Ricardao devastates the small stage of the jury to Power Ranger shots.

Rank
Cellars Tabarez 464

Degustation

pate du Richelieu 430 180 Pavè

Coffee Bar Ethiopia 150 127

Mutombo

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Romandie and Vendee

Hello to all, or loyal subjects of the Byzantine emperor! !

As the summer approaches on the beautiful walls of the palace Bucoleon, your Photius is locked in his cell to check the resconti eunuchs who come from all over the globe to be able to valid the results of the update fearless cyclists.

And despite the hard work, the passion and dedication of a unknown number of slaves patriarchy a little effort 'to keep up with the races (all the fault of the excommunication of many bubbles that we have to draw every day).

Anyway here is the report of the last races.

tour Vendee: Vendee Earth difficult, not only for the elevation of the race (but tough), but also for a past never completely forgotten the fact that change often rooting along the road. Unlikely that a pro-cyclist and anti-clerical revolutionary has happened here (Bernard Babeuf tried it a few years ago but mysteriously disappeared during a stage transfer). And after all it is easily understandable in the atrocities committed by the army against the population Gallic, light years away from the rightness of the Byzantine scholar.

However, the race took place with many problems.

Vendemiao At the start the 2001 Sprint did not attend because of a few horse heads chopped off in making a smooth flagship, Benoit Sinner was immediately stopped and questioned because of the name on the Old Testament for a couple of hours and Finally, Jukka Vastaranta preferred distance themselves in a local trattoria. Result: Not a punticino!

Tour de Romandie: I say eunuchi che questa è la gara più importante per la preparazione del giro, anche in considerazione del fatto che quest'anno la Romandia è stata visitata per la prima volta dal misterioso Tatzelwurm ( di cui si fa menzione nella Miscellanea di Annotazioni storiche di Panfila). In ogni caso ecco il succinto racconto

1 Tappa: Nel prologo subito onore per i nostri colori con il mostruoso secondo posto di Roman "TGV" Kreuziger. La scoperta del viziatissimo paròn della Cantine Tabarez continua a stupire e dopo gli ottimi risultati fatti registrare nelle altre crono brevi infila anche questa ennesima perla( e sono 15 punti). E gli altri ?? Il migliore è Andy Schleck 40°. I said all

Step 2: Volatone in friendship with a side of cheese fondue. Vince Fothen (smarter than the other has to understand the tortuous path) while waiting for our save the leg of the mountains (or the evening in a restaurant?).

Step 3: You can deny a stop in McEwen? Of course not! So here in this beautiful friendship volatona where, unlike the previous Abakoumov (Cellars of Tabarez) can negotiate a good 7th place (no points, but it showed up). Evan Oliphant presents a number of bells on the bike and a sudden "When the saint ..." before being acclaimed crowd and hired by a local restaurant.

Step 4: Part a leak under the water and swing as there is no Steven Cozza thinks the grouper fish Beppu to give a touch to the race! He leaves with two Italians for the first time since the Medieval Towns find common ground for agreement cheat Cipango courageous rider.

Beppu Victim of the unusual agreement settles for second place, not without some rancor in the evening as the winner received an unpleasant visit by King Ghidora

Step 5: First stage edge (under the usual water) and the shining talent of the former Thomas Dekker gone to other categories. But if Cellars Tabarez had to miss the powerful Dutch consoles himself with the 7th place of Andy Schleck and the admirable keeping Kreuziger (only lost 48 seconds).

Step 6: Once stopwatch! While the past dominates (Dekker wins the final classification) of the new advances with Tabarez Cellars Kreuziger and Schleck coming in ten in the general classification (specifically Kreuziger 6 ° and 8 ° to 120 points for 96 !!!!). Schleck Conclude the festival, the 24 points of 26 ° Remi Di Gregorio.

With the Tour de Romandie Tabarez Cellars (which we devote a photo of the owner-taverners) has finally as the only opposing candidate for Sheena Easton. The challenge is closed to others? Wait until the season is long and surprises are always around the corner (such as excommunication).

Rank

Cellars Tabarez 446

Sheena Easton Degustation Richelieu
Bar Ethiopia 426 150 127
Coffee Mutombo

pate du Pavè 127

Upcoming races: Four days of Dunkirk, Tour of Italy, Int Rheinland Pfalz-Rundfahrt, Trophée des Grimpeurs - Polymultipliée

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Effervescing Oliphant!

increasingly difficult for your poor Patriarch able to follow the many races in this time of year they happen without interruption, if you add to this a certain laziness that leads to my spring auguste limbs more often at his desk at the spa that you can imagine the mountain of work that accumulates in my cubicule.
However, after a contentious meeting of the Diadochi coat color of the Emperor, here I am ready to report briefly on lanista races. Rund um Köln


Race Gothic submit to the street level that many of our young students who enjoy the particular challenges in local forests. Last year the starters were able to give valid proof of himself, not as quest'anno, che anzi denuncia una netta involuzione di risultati. Nessuno dei pupilli riusciva ad entrare nei punti, il migliore era infatti il buon Peter Velits 23°( attardato dalle numerose tagliole di cui desiderava verificare l'efficacia), seguito dalla turbina di Rostock 27°e da Evan "Effervescing" oliphant 37°. Troppo poco per una gara decisamente alla portata di un piazzamento !!

Giro del Trentino
Una delle gare geograficamente più complesse del calendario ciclistico in quanto si svolge in Trentino su strade completamente pianeggianti ( e non è che ce ne siano poi molte). La situazione è talmente disperata che quest'anno gli organizzatori sono riusciti perfino a far arrivare una tappa in Lombardy! But basically in a world where the Tour de France starts in London you can expect everything.
Giro del Trentino in addition to being geographically ambiguous race is always hunting our favorite cannibal. Also this year there were promises to the usual spanzata of flyers and Scattoni but unfortunately the black Campionissimo crisis continued.
seventy and ninth of almost 15 minutes behind the winner (picked up where then? Because there was not a climb!) Is the sad report of the general classification.
We arrived at Sunset Boulevard, or is there hope that the sample resume onusto forces. It will, of course his current team does not help much.

Congratulations instead to Maximilian "Axl" Richeze who takes home a great victory (and 15 points) to give the viziatissimo paron Ricardao.
In the fourth stage of the Argentine sprinter managed to slip between the opponents and put in nothing less than row Paolini. Usual
invasion of dog-headed monkeys (with 15-minute fixed camera upside down in the final commentary) because of the misguided attempt to pronounce the third arrived (Krzysztof Szczawinski) by the commentator.

Achterhes Profronde Albert van Drenthe
The race begins from the name to test the strength of the rider (try to say this without you catch your breath!) And then tests the ability to concentrate winding on a course as flat as a billiard ball! Our cyclists
snubbed the event, but carelessly left open the cage cab Evan "Effervescing" Oliphant, who certainly did not miss the opportunity to get a good scamper on his shiny new bicycle with basket and bell.
So, Evan and zigzagging ringing like crazy could throw in some of the main polder near favorites in the final sprint and tore a 14 th place that's well worth 7 points. Not bad for Pesciarone king, but now that has to start looking for a good Oliphant that is dispersed after the race.

Henninger Turm race
The beer is a time Gothic era of cycling and our boys always more interested in beer at the races could not possibly fail to line up at the start.
Under a shining sun, unusual, indeed, the race lived on a gigantic fugone with all the best teams in cycling Central Europe. Thanks
all'ignavia of Milram (which lacks Freire did not know who to bring to the finish) the flight proceeded to the end placid and good Sinkiewitz could taste the victory (not until they have crashed into the photographers convinced of having to do one more lap !)
Our maiden in a crisis of results (nothing to Liege where the best was Andy Schleck 46 °) were trying to save the honor, but only managed to take Burghardt points (11 ° and are 11 points if a palindrome).
Behind him the absolute vacuum (97 ° Richeze, Oliphant 104 °, 183 ° and 197 ° Matzanbacher velits).
A strict examination of the bottles revealed the presence of isotonic fluids is not made from hops that could have affected the overall result (and that has made Matzanbacher recite some sonnets Dionysian in questionable taste during the official ceremony).

For the moment is all but expect a quick guide to the Tour of the Vendee (with thorny religious issues attached), the Tour of Romandie and the Tour of Switzerland Tuscany. Your
Photius back to the spa to meditate on the miracles of San Cipriano.

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Return of the Sorcerer!

races follow each other with devastating pace and also the power of the Byzantine empire struggles to follow them. But as you know your Patriarch hate to disappoint you, so here's a first report of the latest races.

95th Scheldeprijs Vlaanderen important race of the Belgian landscape (formerly Grand Prix Scheldt) generally takes place in a classic plot that takes a little 'leakage and, eventually, the classic victory Boonen in the sprint restricted .

Doeve But this year things turn out differently ...

Already at the start you could see some strange signs: round traffic island with a beautiful pentacle Red designed the center, the machine of the jury replaced by a black knight without a head and a flock of white owls in a circle above the area of \u200b\u200bthe punching. Favorable sign that your Photius immediately interpreted as a mold-Druidic Britain.

In fact in this situation the only spectral Witch Cavendish seemed to be comfortable riding his Nimbus 3000.

Throughout the first half of the race the course followed the usual pattern of leaks of various kinds, without any of contenders could take precedence over others.

Un'allungo Nico Mattan reminded us that this was the last race of the legendary Belgian cyclist (known for his arrival at Wevelgem Stayer style) but the group did not let soften so compact and reached the last kilometer. After the usual theater of the absurd weblog Milram started the sprint with Graeme true "Father" Brown in the wind too soon and the challenge between McEwen and the Sorcerer.

Despite the young acrobats Australian Witch of Albion takes advantage of some minor spells and was able to grab the win for the joy of his broken paron (80 points all together).

Proof (if proof were needed) that the lashes are the pate du Pavè also post Steven Caethoven Peter Velits tenth and twelfth.

the others? ' Bravo as always Greipel 14 ° (8 points), a little 'less good tempStr (81 °) and Oliphant (108 °, but apologized for the discomfort provocatogli away from a field mouse near arrival).

Great party night with Sabba based Leffe and meanwhile I attach photos of Cavendish who rejoices with the flag of the Isle of Man!

68th Paris-Camembert Lepetit Camembert The paris is not a race for everyone! In the first place is entirely on roads covered with cheese, so the smell does not allow everyone to participate (Steven Oliphant because of his sensitive sense of smell to escape like the plague, as also on the other hand Damien Nazon)

E ' a race that has an incredibly wet only if it is hot (due to the melting of cheese) and caused many falls among the competitors. And finally he climbs the really tough on which one must juggle with special abilities.

For all these reasons, the Paris-Camembert has always been an internal matter for the French and the 2007 edition was no exception with three Frenchmen in the top three.

But first non-French was one of our ward, that is, the Belgian Tom Stubbe which, although hampered by irregular crust, has succeeded in placing 4 th (and 20) to the delight of his Captain Colonel Mutombo.

Among the cases pile up the human race also signal the withdrawal of Carl Malabrocca Naibo slipped in a puddle of melted cheese and chased by some members of the Club Fondue friends "to the shower.

Tour du Finistère Race dedicated to the great Montale (where last year they gave him to make the big Naib) that this year has seen the placement of any of our (shame !). The only one to defend the honor, so to speak, the unfading Naib with his 51st place: a little 'just for a game that deserves more attention if only for the poet who is dedicated.

Amstel Gold Race
The gold rush of the river! screaming voice a few years ago a dear to every television link. Photios looks for years but I assure you that there is no river of gold no trace, must be probabilmente una voce messa in giro da agenti del regno di Prete Gianni. Mah ...

Comunque l'Amstel è sempre una bella gara; nervosa, piena di spartitraffico bizzari che falcidiano il gruppo, con salite a cui non segue una discesa ( ma se sono Paesi Bassi come è che si sale sempre ??) e con la solita faida Wesemann vs. Rabobank.

Anche quest'anno tutti gli elementi hanno fatto la loro parte, Wesemann ha tirato un tranello alla Rabobank che però era già spompata di suo, qualche favorito ha abbracciato uno spartitraffico ( Schleck) e il gruppo sulle strade più strette era lungo come il serpente Ouroburos in un giorno di sole .

Alla fine sulla classica salita delle antenne l'ha checked the top group, then controlled by "Scarface" Shumacher (which changed the face of fatigue on the final climb because he could not change gear trouble due to exchange rate) And our? The best Roman Kreuziger (59 °) exhausted from the work done to Di Luca, they follow Peter Velits 63 ° (just exhausted) and Marcus Burghardt in cycling trip with a lot of inevitable pack of two liters of juice and Rauch das Spiegel under the arm.

matures with time boys .. what can you do?

A brief updates on other events (not enough for me eunuchs ... if someone wants to offer) and for the meantime the standings. Degustation
Richelieu 426

Wine Bar Ethiopia

Tabarez 189 143

Coffee and pate du Pavè Mutombo 127

Phrynichos Arabic And as he said "that's all folks"

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The Pro Tour is ours! Thanks for the

And here we are there is the usual update from the ever-attentive Photius and his careful camouflage and eunuchs Bantam.

We realize that it's been a bit 'of time since the last publication, but unfortunately all the advice of the Fathers of Orthodox cyclists has been very busy reading the wonderful story of St. Cyprian of Eudocia Augusta. And as you can imagine when you're having fun time flies ... But notice

to delay and look at the races!

Tour of Flanders

The best race of all kept faith in part to the promises of the show because of the beautiful day which made it easier (so to speak) the various walls and stone walls.

Sound of Music until the decisive moment, which arrived, proved to be the best Ballan. But among our children has been shining all day more and more incredible Marcus Burghardt (late 13 th and 22 more points for Sheena) while others are still too immature to see the Flemish efforts.

good but the 26th place of Amorison (2 points) and a little 'less than Abakoumov (76°) che ha però la giustificazione di essere caduto nel finale.

28th GP de la Ville de Rennes

Garone strepitoso che si svolge interamente dentro una villa settecentesca arredata di tutto punto. I ciclisti devono compiere due giri completi ( comprendenti anche la micidiale salita sullo scalone principale con pendenze davvero importanti) e riuscire ad arrivare avendo distrutto il minor numero di suppellettili possibile.

Tutti ricorderanno, ad esempio, la squalifica di Knetemann nel 1976, che venne retrocesso per aver demolito la pepiera di Napoleone III ( o II e a volte I) nonostante avesse vinto la volata.

Quest'anno la gara aveva uno svolgimento abbastanza regolare and concluded with a volatone in the hall where the brave Richeze managed to grab a medal of wood (but are still 20 points for Wineries Tabarez). Steven Cozza reprehensible behavior usually fleeing with all the service ducal fish.

International Cycling Week

Photius, in his infinite wisdom, has also entered this race in the calendar strapaesana to encourage those who have lanista cyclists who will compete primarily in the sinful Babylon which is the Italian peninsula (site of the corrupt empire of the West).

Harness at all points a eunuch, we were able to follow the race despite some nicely lit theological disputes.

The first stage is just nice for our colors thanks to the victory of Roman "TAV" Kreuziger that allows you the luxury of a victory by the group finisseur greeting the arrival of a kilometer (10 + 4 points for the stage for mesh). But then you slow down the enthusiasm a bit '. In fact, in the second, third and fourth stage none of our guys can place them (but we report a Pietropolli 3rd and 2nd).

So the week ended on the 4th stage (with Kreuziger 6th in overall standings with minimal effort and another 20 points), leaving a huge question: but if a week consists of seven days because they are only four steps? ? When in doubt, he had lost sight three stages in the race for the eunuch was whipped.

Gent Wevelgem

One of the semi-classical and more races in recent years have improved the quality of the winners was for a theater company of businesses GSII a cyclist's victory in a game of Pro Tour! !

Marcus Burghardt took home the incredible results thanks to a wonderful team player and ability to read the race so dear. But first things first ...

The race takes place under the sun now classic Flemish with riders facing each other, but even more so with leaks and fughettas not particularly epic. On the first ascent of Kemmeltop take advantage Hammond, Brard and Mengin while behind them a number of cyclists crashing happily jumping on water bottles. Was the first year that happens ... Scene from CSI

Roubaix and unfortunately Fantasmino hospitalized in a serious way (but will return to see!).

the second ascent of Kemmeltop Burghardt, Freire and windy with a considerable lead on the first action but the Spaniard is feeling the pinch of the withdrawal of Petacchi (his best wingman!) And work without the team. The two

Telekom frame so the lone Freire and the cage with the most classic of the shares of the team, while Marcus joyful ride to a page in the history of cycling Byzantine.

the end points are 200 for Sheena Easton and a nice mortgage on the championship!

If any hero you invent something you risk a fight for second place. Meanwhile in

Katisma begin work on an appropriate mosaic of Wevelgem hero.

Paris Roubaix

more monstrous monument of importance that was held under a sunny little suited to the race. The continued presence of our astro induced even some followers of the cult of Mithras at the end of the world are celebrating in the streets of Byzantium, forcing the guards to take appropriate countermeasures palatine (Note: If you are interested in for a few rowers Solid gold can certainly seek an audience with the Patriarch). However

immediately showed the race without a true leader and follow it was not easy, as this year the Belgian television and Resnais decided to celebrate by giving all the surrealist cinema directed the now elderly French author. The result was that between giraffes burned thrown out the window, a small group of followers who pursued their own, crossing several times in Marienbad and the occasional appearance of a mysterious rider out of context, the match slipped away like a regular party Syd Barrett's house in the sixties.

O'Grady wins in the end but our were not so bad. Or the usual and by now much-Categories Burghardt reached 20 ° (ten points). But praise be addressed Niki Terpstra and even Steven Caethoven, 74 ° and 76 ° respectively, which are still able to get to the bottom (and not assign a point of encouraging only questions of conflict of interest).

La Table now reads:

Richelieu 416

Degustation Wine Bar Ethiopia

Tabarez 189 143 107

Coffee Mutombo

pate du Pavè 25

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In the next post along with the results of the Basque country, Paris-Camembert and some minor Garette Flemish-Dutch.
While knocking on the door: Amstel, Tour de Finisterre and Scheldeprijs Vlaanderen