Thursday, April 26, 2007

What Happens After Community Service Is Done

Return of the Sorcerer!


races follow each other with devastating pace and also the power of the Byzantine empire struggles to follow them. But as you know your Patriarch hate to disappoint you, so here's a first report of the latest races.
95th Scheldeprijs Vlaanderen important race of the Belgian landscape (formerly Grand Prix Scheldt) generally takes place in a classic plot that takes a little 'leakage and, eventually, the classic victory Boonen in the sprint restricted .
Doeve But this year things turn out differently ...
Already at the start you could see some strange signs: round traffic island with a beautiful pentacle Red designed the center, the machine of the jury replaced by a black knight without a head and a flock of white owls in a circle above the area of \u200b\u200bthe punching. Favorable sign that your Photius immediately interpreted as a mold-Druidic Britain.
In fact in this situation the only spectral Witch Cavendish seemed to be comfortable riding his Nimbus 3000.
Throughout the first half of the race the course followed the usual pattern of leaks of various kinds, without any of contenders could take precedence over others.
Un'allungo Nico Mattan reminded us that this was the last race of the legendary Belgian cyclist (known for his arrival at Wevelgem Stayer style) but the group did not let soften so compact and reached the last kilometer. After the usual theater of the absurd weblog Milram started the sprint with Graeme true "Father" Brown in the wind too soon and the challenge between McEwen and the Sorcerer.
Despite the young acrobats Australian Witch of Albion takes advantage of some minor spells and was able to grab the win for the joy of his broken paron (80 points all together).
Proof (if proof were needed) that the lashes are the pate du Pavè also post Steven Caethoven Peter Velits tenth and twelfth.
the others? ' Bravo as always Greipel 14 ° (8 points), a little 'less good tempStr (81 °) and Oliphant (108 °, but apologized for the discomfort provocatogli away from a field mouse near arrival).
Great party night with Sabba based Leffe and meanwhile I attach photos of Cavendish who rejoices with the flag of the Isle of Man!

68th Paris-Camembert Lepetit Camembert The paris is not a race for everyone! In the first place is entirely on roads covered with cheese, so the smell does not allow everyone to participate (Steven Oliphant because of his sensitive sense of smell to escape like the plague, as also on the other hand Damien Nazon)
E ' a race that has an incredibly wet only if it is hot (due to the melting of cheese) and caused many falls among the competitors. And finally he climbs the really tough on which one must juggle with special abilities.
For all these reasons, the Paris-Camembert has always been an internal matter for the French and the 2007 edition was no exception with three Frenchmen in the top three.
But first non-French was one of our ward, that is, the Belgian Tom Stubbe which, although hampered by irregular crust, has succeeded in placing 4 th (and 20) to the delight of his Captain Colonel Mutombo.
Among the cases pile up the human race also signal the withdrawal of Carl Malabrocca Naibo slipped in a puddle of melted cheese and chased by some members of the Club Fondue friends "to the shower.

Tour du Finistère Race dedicated to the great Montale (where last year they gave him to make the big Naib) that this year has seen the placement of any of our (shame !). The only one to defend the honor, so to speak, the unfading Naib with his 51st place: a little 'just for a game that deserves more attention if only for the poet who is dedicated.

Amstel Gold Race
The gold rush of the river! screaming voice a few years ago a dear to every television link. Photios looks for years but I assure you that there is no river of gold no trace, must be probabilmente una voce messa in giro da agenti del regno di Prete Gianni. Mah ...
Comunque l'Amstel è sempre una bella gara; nervosa, piena di spartitraffico bizzari che falcidiano il gruppo, con salite a cui non segue una discesa ( ma se sono Paesi Bassi come è che si sale sempre ??) e con la solita faida Wesemann vs. Rabobank.
Anche quest'anno tutti gli elementi hanno fatto la loro parte, Wesemann ha tirato un tranello alla Rabobank che però era già spompata di suo, qualche favorito ha abbracciato uno spartitraffico ( Schleck) e il gruppo sulle strade più strette era lungo come il serpente Ouroburos in un giorno di sole .
Alla fine sulla classica salita delle antenne l'ha checked the top group, then controlled by "Scarface" Shumacher (which changed the face of fatigue on the final climb because he could not change gear trouble due to exchange rate) And our? The best Roman Kreuziger (59 °) exhausted from the work done to Di Luca, they follow Peter Velits 63 ° (just exhausted) and Marcus Burghardt in cycling trip with a lot of inevitable pack of two liters of juice and Rauch das Spiegel under the arm.
matures with time boys .. what can you do?

A brief updates on other events (not enough for me eunuchs ... if someone wants to offer) and for the meantime the standings. Degustation
Richelieu 426
Wine Bar Ethiopia
Tabarez 189 143
Coffee and pate du Pavè Mutombo 127
Phrynichos Arabic And as he said "that's all folks"
your Photius

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Deere Snowmobile Salvage

The Pro Tour is ours! Thanks for the


And here we are there is the usual update from the ever-attentive Photius and his careful camouflage and eunuchs Bantam.
We realize that it's been a bit 'of time since the last publication, but unfortunately all the advice of the Fathers of Orthodox cyclists has been very busy reading the wonderful story of St. Cyprian of Eudocia Augusta. And as you can imagine when you're having fun time flies ... But notice
to delay and look at the races!

Tour of Flanders
The best race of all kept faith in part to the promises of the show because of the beautiful day which made it easier (so to speak) the various walls and stone walls.
Sound of Music until the decisive moment, which arrived, proved to be the best Ballan. But among our children has been shining all day more and more incredible Marcus Burghardt (late 13 th and 22 more points for Sheena) while others are still too immature to see the Flemish efforts.
good but the 26th place of Amorison (2 points) and a little 'less than Abakoumov (76°) che ha però la giustificazione di essere caduto nel finale.

28th GP de la Ville de Rennes
Garone strepitoso che si svolge interamente dentro una villa settecentesca arredata di tutto punto. I ciclisti devono compiere due giri completi ( comprendenti anche la micidiale salita sullo scalone principale con pendenze davvero importanti) e riuscire ad arrivare avendo distrutto il minor numero di suppellettili possibile.
Tutti ricorderanno, ad esempio, la squalifica di Knetemann nel 1976, che venne retrocesso per aver demolito la pepiera di Napoleone III ( o II e a volte I) nonostante avesse vinto la volata.
Quest'anno la gara aveva uno svolgimento abbastanza regolare and concluded with a volatone in the hall where the brave Richeze managed to grab a medal of wood (but are still 20 points for Wineries Tabarez). Steven Cozza reprehensible behavior usually fleeing with all the service ducal fish.

International Cycling Week
Photius, in his infinite wisdom, has also entered this race in the calendar strapaesana to encourage those who have lanista cyclists who will compete primarily in the sinful Babylon which is the Italian peninsula (site of the corrupt empire of the West).
Harness at all points a eunuch, we were able to follow the race despite some nicely lit theological disputes.
The first stage is just nice for our colors thanks to the victory of Roman "TAV" Kreuziger that allows you the luxury of a victory by the group finisseur greeting the arrival of a kilometer (10 + 4 points for the stage for mesh). But then you slow down the enthusiasm a bit '. In fact, in the second, third and fourth stage none of our guys can place them (but we report a Pietropolli 3rd and 2nd).
So the week ended on the 4th stage (with Kreuziger 6th in overall standings with minimal effort and another 20 points), leaving a huge question: but if a week consists of seven days because they are only four steps? ? When in doubt, he had lost sight three stages in the race for the eunuch was whipped.

Gent Wevelgem
One of the semi-classical and more races in recent years have improved the quality of the winners was for a theater company of businesses GSII a cyclist's victory in a game of Pro Tour! !
Marcus Burghardt took home the incredible results thanks to a wonderful team player and ability to read the race so dear. But first things first ...
The race takes place under the sun now classic Flemish with riders facing each other, but even more so with leaks and fughettas not particularly epic. On the first ascent of Kemmeltop take advantage Hammond, Brard and Mengin while behind them a number of cyclists crashing happily jumping on water bottles. Was the first year that happens ... Scene from CSI
Roubaix and unfortunately Fantasmino hospitalized in a serious way (but will return to see!).
the second ascent of Kemmeltop Burghardt, Freire and windy with a considerable lead on the first action but the Spaniard is feeling the pinch of the withdrawal of Petacchi (his best wingman!) And work without the team. The two
Telekom frame so the lone Freire and the cage with the most classic of the shares of the team, while Marcus joyful ride to a page in the history of cycling Byzantine.
the end points are 200 for Sheena Easton and a nice mortgage on the championship!
If any hero you invent something you risk a fight for second place. Meanwhile in
Katisma begin work on an appropriate mosaic of Wevelgem hero.

Paris Roubaix
more monstrous monument of importance that was held under a sunny little suited to the race. The continued presence of our astro induced even some followers of the cult of Mithras at the end of the world are celebrating in the streets of Byzantium, forcing the guards to take appropriate countermeasures palatine (Note: If you are interested in for a few rowers Solid gold can certainly seek an audience with the Patriarch). However
immediately showed the race without a true leader and follow it was not easy, as this year the Belgian television and Resnais decided to celebrate by giving all the surrealist cinema directed the now elderly French author. The result was that between giraffes burned thrown out the window, a small group of followers who pursued their own, crossing several times in Marienbad and the occasional appearance of a mysterious rider out of context, the match slipped away like a regular party Syd Barrett's house in the sixties.
O'Grady wins in the end but our were not so bad. Or the usual and by now much-Categories Burghardt reached 20 ° (ten points). But praise be addressed Niki Terpstra and even Steven Caethoven, 74 ° and 76 ° respectively, which are still able to get to the bottom (and not assign a point of encouraging only questions of conflict of interest).
La Table now reads:
Richelieu 416
Degustation Wine Bar Ethiopia
Tabarez 189 143 107
Coffee Mutombo
pate du Pavè 25
compulsive
In the next post along with the results of the Basque country, Paris-Camembert and some minor Garette Flemish-Dutch.
While knocking on the door: Amstel, Tour de Finisterre and Scheldeprijs Vlaanderen

Monday, April 2, 2007

My Pinnacle Tv Center Quit Working




We are now fully entered the great campaign of the North and there are less than seven days at the Tour of Flanders, the best race of the world!
Need I say more?
Yesterday was issued a special bubble patriarchal prohibits any man disturb the patriarch of land between 13 and 19 on Sunday, the eunuchs were placed on the track, athletes have refined the preparation and the first letters of enlistment who are ready to be disappointed. Everything is ready! But in the meantime let us

while the great races that take us happy for the big event.
Brabant Arrow
The race saw our heroes attend mass but, alas, forgetting to add a little 'healthy competition of their participation. The result was indeed to not even have one of our good young people in the points. The best was 88 ° Remy Di Gregorio, a result certainly not satisfactory if one considers the potential of our entire "army." The arrow pointing in the direction of such Freire who delighted in slaughtering some opponents in the sprint, although there was Petacchi to act as his train. The two have been clarified after the race and in the future should no longer be a problem, or perhaps leave the Iberian some stage the child to his loyal follower.

E3 Prijs Vlaanderen
Harelbecke! The race now has the dignity of semi-classical in the heart of Byzantium and Flemish are adopted. Our youngsters are enrolled to make the first impression but left wall signs in the physical and moral of many of our. And while the race claiming its first victims (Amorison immediately come off and then 88 °) in the stands all began to suspect that it faces the nth staging of the typical Belgian script.
In fact, following the plot of Plautus dell'Epidicus, Boonen pretended servant / follower of a patrician family (Going to escape with three others) and then be noble dynasty of ancient Roman and tie the happy marriage with the daughter of the landlord. In practice: Boonen's victory.

But in all this shining jewel Burghardt of Sheena Easton. The young German has followed Boonen all day like a shadow and was the best on all the walls, so as to leave Boonen himself impressed.
the end opted for Terence (The Punisher himself) putting in posizine first in the sprint, delivering in practice, the laurel Boonen. You can redo some Sunday to Flanders.
Great achievement for a youngster and 32 points to cannibalism in Via Venini.


Settimana Ciclistica Internazionale Coppi-Bartali

Anche quest'anno nè Coppi nè Bartali sono stati al via della gara a loro dedicata, ma gli organizzatori non si sono offesi e sperano ferventi nel prossimo anno.
Chi al via si è schierato è stato il nostro Pavel "300" Brutt che ha tenuto alti i colori dei nostri team.
Dei suoi exploit nelle prime tappe abbiamo già raccontato, completiamo adesso con il racconto delle ultime


IV Tappa: Acquazzone generale con il solo Steven Cozza che se la spassava filtrando acqua da mitile felice. Gli altri si facevano largo sotto una vera bufera che costringeva some of the least prepared for a polenta makeshift shelter in a farmhouse. Meanwhile, the poor Capecchi continued to have problems with the linen (it is treated by a famous psychiatrist in Arkham).
Among all these problems is to reach volatone who saw the 3rd Greipel (a turbine po'annacquata) for 3 points to the correctness increasingly fed paron Verbrugge. Standings unchanged.
V Stage: Great duel between the Italians to second notch (Scarponi, Trefoloni, Carrettoni, etc ...) but he saw the defeat of the monstrous Pavel "300" bad that came with 6 minutes delay (40th in the standings). Rank permanently impaired for Matzanbacher that came with 9 minutes late, citing the " Titus Andronicus" Titus O see! O see what thou hast done! In a bad Quarrell, Slaine to Vertuous sonne. "Classic reaction of the young Austrian when he loses his head ...


76th Critérium International

Nice stage race which includes a time trial, a stage in ascent a sprint and the victory of Voigts (pronounced Föoöoögts). This year the tradition has been respected, but some of us have to put in evidence.
Maxime Monfort and the young wolf hunter Peter Velits have worthily upheld to tier up (good cheese Monfort 16 °, so that the Slovenian 28 °) and then pull off a good performance even in the time trial. Velits reached 10 ° in just 22 seconds Lovkvist phenomenon, and Monfort arrived 12 ° to 24 seconds.
With these two boys have achieved excellent results on 17 ° (Monfort) and 18 ° (Velits) in the overall standings that their fruit paron respectively 16 and 15 points. Bravi!

For a league that provides
Degustation Richelieu
Bar Ethiopia 184 143 135
Cellars Tabarez
Coffee Mutombo 107
pate du Pavè 25

Next Races:
Three days LaPanne: Party tomorrow and see the way 54 MÜLLER Martin, Igor ABAKOUMOV 102, 112 CAVENDISH Mark, André Greipel 115, 131, 142 Frédéric AMORISON CAETHOVEN Steven, Peter VELITS 158, 225 Ariel Maximiliano Richeze . Jukka will not be at the start because of "des problèmes respiratoires et des problèmes d'Estomac" as the site mentions Jartazi.
Tour of Flanders ... a little 'mystery.