Pandette-river of your beloved patriarch to recover a bit 'lost time due to the Council of Recco (two excommunicated heretics and plenty of libation of cake). Tour of Lepreciani (attach photos sinful)
the end even our friends in the little people have organized their tour. Fully programmed on the rugged hills of Fairyland at least promised to be interesting and therefore we could not avoid some of the eunuchs to be sent (suitably dressed Lepreciani) to observe the fight. In the early stages
nothing special to report, except to worry constantly moved arrival by a party of Gremlin in the mood for jokes.
some cyclists because of these continuous deviations submitted a written petition to the queen Titania who intervened with hardness (Petrification and Brine for Gremlin). Under the watchful eye of the queen could take the race with a much steeper regolarmentare. In the third stage
volatona generally led by a group of gnomes (later disqualified for improper use of steam power) and the cyclists who survived the tough climb of Mount gingerbread. The equivalent of
Richeze Cellars Tabarez was placing an amazing third place immediately celebrated with wine and Pan Via Rohrirrim.
The next day the silver steering wheel (obviously at ease in environments fantasy) was repeated on the long straight final-Menzoberranz Menzoberranz, bowing only to a dark elf definitely benefited from the sprint held in the dark.
Another party-based Pan Via and as many as 6 points total for the wineries Tabarez.
reprimand to Steven Cozza caught in the act to urinate on the roots of an Ent! For him, this suggests a rather long stay at Cirith Ungol.
ENECO Tour
The organizers of cycling races are increasingly frantically searching for new areas where they compete in the races, perhaps for this reason they invented a region (ENECO?) That you can not find on any map geographical allocation of the empire.
Nemmeno Cosma Indicopleuste, il nostro viaggiatore più valente, ha saputo indicarci dove si trovasse questo fantomatico ENECO.
Dobbiamo perciò fidarci di quanto ci ha portato la legazione franca ( ammessa alla mia presenza solo dopo un giusto lavacro) e riportarvi i risultati così come sono riportati nel trattaello " Dei risultati dell'Eneco Tour: dove molte e valenti cose vengono narrate dall'autore" ad opera di un certo Abate Bulbarellus.
Della prima tappa non sappiamo nulla, in quanto l'opera ci è pervenuta incompleta a causa di un attacco di scimmie cinocefale che pare infieriscano in modo particolarmente aggressivo contro i commentatori latini.
Nella seconda tappa cominciava lo spettacolo dello stregone Mark Cavendish who, devoid of round and spectators in the street, unable to penetrate the large front of the whole group (30 points for the Pave du paron pate that is starting to adopt the practices of the young boy wizard).
But the dominion of poor team trichological Paron, was strengthened in the next stage where a dense and colorful group of cyclists (some crops along the road to make up the numbers) came out Steven "Catwoman" Caethoven for an honorable second place (20 points and ).
Then the race continued without our showed no interest for an event invented most of the annual meeting of the albino pigeon.
However, deigning the duel, the frieze Pro Tour (prodest would say that our fathers) points are awarded to all our talented who are just arrived at the bottom: all of pate du Pavè Cavendish, Caethoven and Kaisen (for a total of 9 punticino honest)
23rd Rothaus Regio-Tour
As the patriarch of Byzantium know many of the major figures of the old empire, and between them I can not exclude the Electors of Saxony.
Known for their luxury, and a modest autoconsiderazione the basketball players from the past (because of their height) are not certainly among the most humble and simple people of the continent. Perhaps for this edition of Rothaus Tour this year was distinguished by the splendor too excessive (last mile of each stage is completely paved with gold). However
eunuch in our mission takes us back to important news of the performance of our young heroes (especially a ...)
From the second stage, the team of Colonel Mutombo put on a great show that Ignatiev was able to grab third place after have struggled on the slippery little golden arrival (on which caliber to make negative comments, we reserve).
Third place was celebrated as the victory of a World Cup Coffee Mutombo at home, also in relation to their performance is not brilliant this year the team has been collecting. But the young Mikhail
had all the elements as to astonish paron and ensure its passage in the higher category; peciò prevailed in stage IV going to occupy a good position in the standings and giving a victory to their lanista (which was definitely needed). Eventually Mikhail
"Loyola" Ignatiev (as is saving the team) ended with the second place overall (excellent even if the race had not really a parterre de roi). By adjusting a total of 78 points to the team.
Giro dei Goti
Why do I need to do a tour of the Goths, you say? Well
but because we are the Ostrogoths, Visigoths, Vandals, Pechenegs, the Germans and so many other tribe that is genuinely complex to count them all. On the other hand would be a snub to deprive these people so full of sensitivity of their bicycle race.
And so this year a couple of eunuchs were sent on site to brief their patriarch jog on the barbarous.
At first glance it seemed that Palace could have been Blacherne save travel costs of the two eunuchs (since none of our could not even approach the podium), but the 5th stage (tough uphill), the duo could Velitis Monfort-in ' firm stand with a gap to the best content.
Since then, the tycoon Ciauscolo Peige moved directly into the forest in order to assist the Teutoburg closely its champion in the making.
It was right because, after two fly an interim Ommiade as a protectorate, cheese Monfort was performing in the final time trial resulting in a 14 th place (less good Velits).
the end so a big premium for a complete boy (a little 'climb and a bit timer for 59 points!) Which bodes well for the future of the Ethiopian Bar.
Brodin for the pate du Pavè to pick up 19 points rewarded with Velits.La race also come to the end and Terpstra Greipel: 3 points each and an invitation to review the preparation (or even just to make it, to begin with)
36th GP Industria & Crafts Carnaghese
Interesting garetto that this takes place in the time domain of the anti, if only because my two eunuchs were able to fill the time available with a nice anti-leafleting operation-corrupt-Roman papacy. Too bad for the twelve
flogged received, but so much so, that's the price of information!
Returning to the facts of the duel, they had to record the usual clashes between the two factions of Industry and Crafts. First cachinni and jokes, then sickle and hoe, these events have certainly not benefited the festive atmosphere of the race, which is still played regularly. On the way
considerably corrugated shows off the mercenaries and foreign Lanzichenecchi (Axelsson, Passeron, Sabido). The young cyclist Sheena Easton was putting in the flight and was just bringing in the final sprint to the chair where, without effort, slipped all the comrades to escape. Rejoicing
out of control for the Sheena Easton paron always looking for the nephew of hate (being the son of now retired) and 70 points also very greedy.
For the moment there is tutto.Il patriarch to the next appointment with Pandette Vuelta Gp Fourmies, Tour of Poland and Tour of Britain (By Jove!)
rank: They shake the distances in the group. Everything is ready for the final sprint! Who will be the black shirt??
Wine Degustation
Tabarez 964 725
Richelieu Pate du Pavè 572 288
Mutombo
Coffee Bar 245
Ethiopia 
