Monday, May 7, 2007

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Effervescing Oliphant!

increasingly difficult for your poor Patriarch able to follow the many races in this time of year they happen without interruption, if you add to this a certain laziness that leads to my spring auguste limbs more often at his desk at the spa that you can imagine the mountain of work that accumulates in my cubicule.
However, after a contentious meeting of the Diadochi coat color of the Emperor, here I am ready to report briefly on lanista races. Rund um Köln


Race Gothic submit to the street level that many of our young students who enjoy the particular challenges in local forests. Last year the starters were able to give valid proof of himself, not as quest'anno, che anzi denuncia una netta involuzione di risultati. Nessuno dei pupilli riusciva ad entrare nei punti, il migliore era infatti il buon Peter Velits 23°( attardato dalle numerose tagliole di cui desiderava verificare l'efficacia), seguito dalla turbina di Rostock 27°e da Evan "Effervescing" oliphant 37°. Troppo poco per una gara decisamente alla portata di un piazzamento !!

Giro del Trentino
Una delle gare geograficamente più complesse del calendario ciclistico in quanto si svolge in Trentino su strade completamente pianeggianti ( e non è che ce ne siano poi molte). La situazione è talmente disperata che quest'anno gli organizzatori sono riusciti perfino a far arrivare una tappa in Lombardy! But basically in a world where the Tour de France starts in London you can expect everything.
Giro del Trentino in addition to being geographically ambiguous race is always hunting our favorite cannibal. Also this year there were promises to the usual spanzata of flyers and Scattoni but unfortunately the black Campionissimo crisis continued.
seventy and ninth of almost 15 minutes behind the winner (picked up where then? Because there was not a climb!) Is the sad report of the general classification.
We arrived at Sunset Boulevard, or is there hope that the sample resume onusto forces. It will, of course his current team does not help much.

Congratulations instead to Maximilian "Axl" Richeze who takes home a great victory (and 15 points) to give the viziatissimo paron Ricardao.
In the fourth stage of the Argentine sprinter managed to slip between the opponents and put in nothing less than row Paolini. Usual
invasion of dog-headed monkeys (with 15-minute fixed camera upside down in the final commentary) because of the misguided attempt to pronounce the third arrived (Krzysztof Szczawinski) by the commentator.

Achterhes Profronde Albert van Drenthe
The race begins from the name to test the strength of the rider (try to say this without you catch your breath!) And then tests the ability to concentrate winding on a course as flat as a billiard ball! Our cyclists
snubbed the event, but carelessly left open the cage cab Evan "Effervescing" Oliphant, who certainly did not miss the opportunity to get a good scamper on his shiny new bicycle with basket and bell.
So, Evan and zigzagging ringing like crazy could throw in some of the main polder near favorites in the final sprint and tore a 14 th place that's well worth 7 points. Not bad for Pesciarone king, but now that has to start looking for a good Oliphant that is dispersed after the race.

Henninger Turm race
The beer is a time Gothic era of cycling and our boys always more interested in beer at the races could not possibly fail to line up at the start.
Under a shining sun, unusual, indeed, the race lived on a gigantic fugone with all the best teams in cycling Central Europe. Thanks
all'ignavia of Milram (which lacks Freire did not know who to bring to the finish) the flight proceeded to the end placid and good Sinkiewitz could taste the victory (not until they have crashed into the photographers convinced of having to do one more lap !)
Our maiden in a crisis of results (nothing to Liege where the best was Andy Schleck 46 °) were trying to save the honor, but only managed to take Burghardt points (11 ° and are 11 points if a palindrome).
Behind him the absolute vacuum (97 ° Richeze, Oliphant 104 °, 183 ° and 197 ° Matzanbacher velits).
A strict examination of the bottles revealed the presence of isotonic fluids is not made from hops that could have affected the overall result (and that has made Matzanbacher recite some sonnets Dionysian in questionable taste during the official ceremony).

For the moment is all but expect a quick guide to the Tour of the Vendee (with thorny religious issues attached), the Tour of Romandie and the Tour of Switzerland Tuscany. Your
Photius back to the spa to meditate on the miracles of San Cipriano.

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