And here we are still here among the glowing purple and Byzantine corridors of power due to an update on the results of our young hopefuls. Eunuchs increasingly breathless come from all over the globe, with results sometimes happy, sometimes disastrous, but always stabilianti. task of your Patriarch is therefore to save your souls with ordered and succinct reports.
GP Gerrie Kneteman
Who is the man I see? Keane sing in the streets of Byzantium with their loud lyres.
More or less this is the same thing that you should be requested from the audience of Gerrie Kneteman pull out when they saw the finish line first for the young Olivier Kaisen.
Despite the general disbelief of the Belgian pate du Pavè succeed, the victory, throwing his lanista in complete unconsciousness.
The race took place with no special surprises until kilometer 100 ° when a sudden police raid (led locally by whistle-blowers tipped off some of Mr. Soez) had blocked all the cyclists for a check on some suspected of smuggling of tubular .
All except one ... the diabolical Kaisen Soez had in fact able to carry out cycling pace towards the finish. At the finish
huge discussions among lanista and proposed disqualification for Kaisen, but also at the photo finish was not possible to demonstrate that the informer was lame in some way related to him (and 70 for the pate du Pavè).
tour
The Gaul within Gallia deserves a separate chapter because of the importance of the race, but all in all for our young people is still too ambitious to hope for something more than a place or a win to see what they did the tappa.Ma Our bishops in detail:
Cavendish: The wizard was pate du Pavè sided with the goal of hitting a placement in the first stages in the land of Albion (and fall out of time in the arrival of the first tumuli Druidic).
Unfortunately, the young man after a promising start (9 ° and 10 ° in the first two stages) had the unfortunate fate of colliding with a supporter at 21 kilometers from the arrival of Mordred the third stage. A
nothing was worth the spell of "Self-Healing" launched by the young wizard who must also complete a short physical confrontation with the rowdy usurper. Upon arrival of the brave step
Mark was forced to withdraw to the land of the Fisher King to take care of wounds. But the promise is to come back stronger than before.
Di Gregorio: All Byzantium was waiting for the test of this young rider who last year had impressed everyone around the Dauphiné in the end but things did not go as hoped. During the fourth stage the group proceeded quietly through the crowded market of a town. The faithful monkey Remy (perched on handlebars) saw, among the stalls of various kinds, to sweets and dry fruits.
A quick blow to the handlebars to reach the coveted peanut was enough to send Remy tumbling to the ground.
Result: fractured elbow for Remy and a large sweet stewed monkey offered by the rider on its own teammates. It will be for next year (without the first).
Lequatre: With more metal in the body of a Teutonic knight Geoffroy was sent by Sheena Easton to pick up some points in the early stages of sprint.
But all around him did not begin well: Dappprima metal detectors of various newsroom terribly slow it down (he must present to punch a day before everyone else) and then to the sixth stage of the passage near the Magnetic Societe du Gaule physically forced him to stop.
Staccato together with a large piece of rock by some talented stonemasons Breton was sent back on a specially reinforced by caique paron of Sheena Easton.
We are sure to see him back soon maybe in areas less susceptible to these phenomena.
Burghardt: Tour goto anonymous young but has already given their best during the preseason. Marcus did not enter into any run, did not burn hotel rooms, not extravagant assumed doping and no representations raving. However
failure to succeed, all the other young stars, ie finish the tour without leaving out of time (127 °). So the good Marcus earned 6 points for the cause that the Patriarch with a special edict rose to 8 to reward the uniqueness of the gesture (and already the Spa you hear the grumble of complaints ...).
72nd GP Stad Zottegem-Dr. Tistaert Prijs
First of all a bit 'part of town (ah Byzantium cradle of civilization!). The
Dr.Tistaert Frisian dialect is an eminent poet who composed odes of great importance to the cultural history of his people (remember his poem of 4000 hendecasyllables primarily used to plug flaws in the Polder).
Stad Zottegem is instead a form of popular commedia dell'arte Limburgian depicting the young gullible city that is beaten, bound and left to wait in a dam generally at high tide (a typical example of the subtle comedy Limburg).
These two are so important cultural figures of the Holy Roman Empire are appropriately celebrated with a race rider of greater thickness.
This year one of our starters are distinguished only promettentissimo Frederic Amorison that with his sixth place got 16 points to paron of Sheena Easton.
After the race the reading of a work of Tistaer was interrupted by a violent flood (it seems dolosa).
Classement parbleu !
Cantine Tabarez 940
Degustation Richelieu 652
Patè du Pavè 477
Caffè Mutombo 210
Bar Etiopia 186
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